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At the Cloisters, my Sunday date tossed off a passing question (as we passed medieval sculptures of men in tights and tunics) whether he would look good in tights and what color should he get.
Answers: yes and red. With slouchy boots to match. And a little cap with a feather in it. Nice.
They don’t seem to IJ. I bet they would start getting anxious if I presented it to them like it was their decision. As long as I fulfill my parental role of making a judgment as to what is best for them and telling that’s just the way it’s going to be, they will be just fine. If I go all tofu humper on them and have a town hall where we talk about our feelings about moving they’ll probably start having anxiety attacks and need therapy.
Biff, ha.
The wost part about living close to Atlantic Center is my son regularly asking to go to McDonald’s and Chuck E Cheese’s.
When we were looking for apartments here, we took our 8 year old son along and asked for his input on which ones he liked.
His favorite was one of the lowest on our list.
We explained to him why that would not be a good one, and why the one my wife and I agreed on was better.
Everyone ended up being happy about the choice, and it made the move for him easier.
I dare you to substitute “white” with any other race / ethnic group.
OK, sure, but then it wouldn’t make sense. Skinny black bitches and skinny hispanic bitches don’t wear riding boots. That’s a completely different demographic.
At the Cloisters, my Sunday date tossed off a passing question (as we passed medieval sculptures of men in tights and tunics) whether he would look good in tights and what color should he get.
Answers: yes and red. With slouchy boots to match. And a little cap with a feather in it. Nice.
They don’t seem to IJ. I bet they would start getting anxious if I presented it to them like it was their decision. As long as I fulfill my parental role of making a judgment as to what is best for them and telling that’s just the way it’s going to be, they will be just fine. If I go all tofu humper on them and have a town hall where we talk about our feelings about moving they’ll probably start having anxiety attacks and need therapy.
“Oh, and biff, have you taken the champs to Buzzarama yet?”
Slopey, no. What is it? Sounds like one of those fancy schmancy overpriced kids’ haircut places.
Biff, ha.
The wost part about living close to Atlantic Center is my son regularly asking to go to McDonald’s and Chuck E Cheese’s.
When we were looking for apartments here, we took our 8 year old son along and asked for his input on which ones he liked.
His favorite was one of the lowest on our list.
We explained to him why that would not be a good one, and why the one my wife and I agreed on was better.
Everyone ended up being happy about the choice, and it made the move for him easier.
Oh, and biff, have you taken the champs to Buzzarama yet?
I agree, lech, just wondered if they felt badly. I hope not.
“If The Champs had input into our housing decisions, we would be living at the Atlantic Center, right between McDonald’s and Chuck E Cheese’s.”
Yeah, and we’d be living at Buzzarama in the winter, red hook pool in the summer, and the bead store during the spring and fall.
Speaking of boots, I’ve seen some very effeminate boots on guys from park Slope as they transfer from the F train to the A train.
“Skinny white bitches with riding boots”
I dare you to substitute “white” with any other race / ethnic group.
OK, sure, but then it wouldn’t make sense. Skinny black bitches and skinny hispanic bitches don’t wear riding boots. That’s a completely different demographic.