I knew somebody picked that name out of a hat and wrote it into a song. It is right outside of Vancouver. She married a Canadian (I liked the guy but he was kind of an ass) and they got divorced. But she has property there. It is amazing. She couldn’t even speak English, drive, read English when she met him in Japan and it was a bad scene when she moved to Canada with him — he was a jerk, his parents super jerks and now she OWNS THE CITY.
she had a banana around the neck tied to a string she’d twirl around seductively, but not like throwing bananas at people. that gorilla was probably what turned me gay
LMAO Biff.
After I strip people think I have a gorilla costume on.
DCB, thanks for the offer, but, ummmmm, I’ll pass on the sullen Russian. Too much like my own people.
Chilliwack is a Canadian euphemism for masturbating in the snow.
I knew somebody picked that name out of a hat and wrote it into a song. It is right outside of Vancouver. She married a Canadian (I liked the guy but he was kind of an ass) and they got divorced. But she has property there. It is amazing. She couldn’t even speak English, drive, read English when she met him in Japan and it was a bad scene when she moved to Canada with him — he was a jerk, his parents super jerks and now she OWNS THE CITY.
hahahaha, that gorilla stripper sounds hilarious. not the usual stripper costume.
Mexican/Asian. hell, with the lights out, they seem about the same. Mexicans have hotter asses by far though.
she had a banana around the neck tied to a string she’d twirl around seductively, but not like throwing bananas at people. that gorilla was probably what turned me gay
*rob*
“after about 10 years of dating asian woman, my brother just married a Mexican”
Maybe she looked like Legion and your brother was confused and thought she was Asian.