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BRG, don’t come in 200 posts later and assume we were talking to you. There is actually someone new here, randolph, who makes you look like Albert Einstein.
NOT YOU BRG!
I was referring to that silly Randi.
She’ll be back to ask what PWNING means.
oh, and brg- that wouldn’t be the first time, right? but i guess i can just ask DIBS about that.
“DIBS, it’s impressive, no? The persistence and absurdity!”
🙁
Did you all want me to stay away longer??
randolph…how close was my psychological profile? Too close to comment?? Here. I’ll post it again. But i’m adding a few things since we learned more about you…
My psychological profile is that she went to community college and majored in legal studies. She works as a secretary in a law office and currently has a lot of down time because they specialize in real estate closings. She recently came across a reference to brownstoner in the Women Seeking Men Craigslist ads. She is lonely, rarely goes out except to the corner grocery. She’s vegan but cheats when she’s depressed. She wants companionship but has yet to find a cat that likes her.
What we’ve also learned….
Being a bastard, unwanted child she was tossed in the gutter to be raised as a troll under the BQE. Never having been formally schooled in English, she has rarely ever completed a sentence, let alone one that is relevant to the conversation. That, of course, did not keep one from getting into a community college.
There is evidence that she is actually the Stoop Pooper.
Yeah…not bed-stuy at all. Thanks!
BRG! She lives…she breathes!
DIBS, it’s impressive, no? The persistence and absurdity!