Brooklyn Life Open Thread by Emily Nonko 12/09/2010 345 Share Share Brooklyn Life Brooklyn Life Open Thread What's Your Take? Leave a Comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Register to leave a comment, or log in if you already have an account A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill!” That cracks me up every time. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk. What do ducks eat for breakfast? Quacker Oats. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? Donald Trump. Why was the duck con released? Because he got credit for good con-duck. What do you use to patch up an injured duck? Duck tape. Log in to Reply Rob, Don’t worry, you aren’t having any. : P Log in to Reply How do you change the tires on a duck? With a quackerjack. Log in to Reply quote: Baking is all done! Packed and ready to roll! why would you bake them so early? now they wont be fresh! i like brownies and cookies that are still warm and moist on the inside, not crumbly and hours old! *rob* Log in to Reply My bag will remain ungrabbed unfortunately. Log in to Reply Slopey, The way this group drinks, I think DIBS would have to sell a house to pay the bill! : P Log in to Reply See you all later!!! I probably won’t get there til shortly after 7. Log in to Reply What do you get when you cross a an elephant, a light bulb and a goose? A huge electric bill. Log in to Reply I got something inappropriate. Log in to Reply < 1 2 3 4 5 6 … 38 >
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill!” That cracks me up every time. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk. What do ducks eat for breakfast? Quacker Oats. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? Donald Trump. Why was the duck con released? Because he got credit for good con-duck. What do you use to patch up an injured duck? Duck tape. Log in to Reply
quote: Baking is all done! Packed and ready to roll! why would you bake them so early? now they wont be fresh! i like brownies and cookies that are still warm and moist on the inside, not crumbly and hours old! *rob* Log in to Reply
Slopey, The way this group drinks, I think DIBS would have to sell a house to pay the bill! : P Log in to Reply
What do you get when you cross a an elephant, a light bulb and a goose? A huge electric bill. Log in to Reply
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill!”
That cracks me up every time.
What do you get with two ducks and a cow?
Quackers and milk.
What do ducks eat for breakfast?
Quacker Oats.
What do you call a duck who plays bridge?
Donald Trump.
Why was the duck con released?
Because he got credit for good con-duck.
What do you use to patch up an injured duck?
Duck tape.
Rob, Don’t worry, you aren’t having any. : P
How do you change the tires on a duck?
With a quackerjack.
quote:
Baking is all done! Packed and ready to roll!
why would you bake them so early? now they wont be fresh!
i like brownies and cookies that are still warm and moist on the inside, not crumbly and hours old!
*rob*
My bag will remain ungrabbed unfortunately.
Slopey, The way this group drinks, I think DIBS would have to sell a house to pay the bill! : P
See you all later!!! I probably won’t get there til shortly after 7.
What do you get when you cross a an elephant, a light bulb and a goose?
A huge electric bill.
I got something inappropriate.