I went for my yearly flu shot today, and doc tells me that some numbers on my yearly blood test are “out of range”. And it seems that they’ve been the same (low out of range numbers) going back for the past 3 years!!! But now he thinks I should go for follow up visit with specialist.
In the past 30 minutes of scanning lab test explanation websites, the hypochondriac in me has convinced myself that I do and then don’t have at least 3 major illnesses!
Ah, this has been fun, but alas, it’s time to get stuff done again. Later folks!
By more4less on November 1, 2010 5:30 PM
note to self: dont engage these PLUSA in a battle of who’s got better verbal insult lines; transition to a hand-hand combat ASAP
Never fight with an ugly person. They’ve got nothing to lose.
No need for racial insults there Snappy
“Ugly?? She’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle!”
Along the same lines from from northern England:
“I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire”
“He / she has a face like a smacked arse”
‘There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.’
– Jack E. Leonard
Apropos of nothing:
I went for my yearly flu shot today, and doc tells me that some numbers on my yearly blood test are “out of range”. And it seems that they’ve been the same (low out of range numbers) going back for the past 3 years!!! But now he thinks I should go for follow up visit with specialist.
In the past 30 minutes of scanning lab test explanation websites, the hypochondriac in me has convinced myself that I do and then don’t have at least 3 major illnesses!
Ditto, I thought He was to be on a cracker, not a bike!
“Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes straight to the bone
Dorothy parker
note to self: dont engage these PLUSA in a battle of who’s got better verbal insult lines; transition to a hand-hand combat ASAP