Open Thread

What will likely happen is that the NYT attys will bury Gorilla’s attys in endless paper, running up Gorilla’s legal bills and Gorilla will cave like a cheaply built condo.

DIBS is on trader time so he always wants to eat early. DIBS should we say noon at Goodburger?

DITTO WILL YOU FINALLY GET OFF YOUR YOUR PASTY BRITISH ASS AND COME MEET US???

Hi Jessi – you are most welcome!

OK – ***ROB STYLE RANT ****

I am really getting sick of Park Slope Parents. I normally eat the same old breakfast at home, but I decided I wanted a croissant, so I headed out to Parco in South Slope – the place is PACKED with parents who I guess just dropped off their older crotchfruit at school and now are left with the little one. Nevermind the fact that all their strollers and crap are blocking the entrance as they all chat about what’s the best pre-school to send” little johnny to”, I then get inside – order my meal and a bunch are now inside talking and letting their kids run around, so I pay and as I turn around with my hot cocoa trying to balance that and the bag a little 2 year old steps in front of me and he blocks me from leaving as he struggles to walk. I am trying to leave but the kid is blocking me, so i moved him myself. The mother is clueless or doesn’t care that I am inconveneinced by her little darling or would like me to pour the hot cocoa on his head – not sure which one.

UGH

“By dirty_hipster on October 28, 2010 9:42 AM

LMFAO @ some shitty brooklyn coffee shop taking on the NYTimes lawyers in a defamation suit. they are gonna get some surprise buttsecks (no ky)”

Yeah for big suits (which this is not, but whatev) NYT uses a guy who is probably the top 1st Amendment lawyer in the country. Floyd Abrams. I think the name Floyd is funny because it always reminds me of Brad Pitt’s character is True Romance – you know, the stoner roommate named Floyd who just hangs out on the couch smoking a bong, and then all the Mafia guys bust in the door with guns drawn and he looks up and offers them a hit?

Sweet. What time?