Canada just replied. They said they’re happy to take the UN on the condition that the New York takes one of our own useless entities. Canada is offering up Celine Dion. Deal?
NO.
However there’s a lot of Chinese eye candy in Vancouver that we might want. And probably far more wholesome than the onese here in NYC, m4l excluded of course.
Which reminds me…I want to publicly thank m4l for pointing out to me that there were two hot Asian 6′ police officers up at the 59th street 4/5 subway stop.
Thanks Biff. We are clearly at a delicate stage in the negotiation. Maybe the UN in exchange for Celine Dion if they promise not to let Alannis Morisette cross the border ever again?
“as if they want people to notice and think they’re important. I’m considering doing the same but embellishing it by surrounding myself with a couple of burly bodyguards and a personal valet”
Get an Eastern European stripper to hang on your arm at all times. It can be awkward in your annual review but they’ll never fire you, ever.
And no Molson, either.
Are there any Asian Mounties?????????
“Don’t forget the spyware that downloads your every keystroke.”
I truly hope Celine Dion does not work in the IT Department’s Cyber Patrol Division at The Death Star.
No Celine Dion! Or her accoutrements.
Isn’t there a nice mountain range we could have?
By Biff Champion on September 24, 2010 1:58 PM
Canada just replied. They said they’re happy to take the UN on the condition that the New York takes one of our own useless entities. Canada is offering up Celine Dion. Deal?
NO.
However there’s a lot of Chinese eye candy in Vancouver that we might want. And probably far more wholesome than the onese here in NYC, m4l excluded of course.
Which reminds me…I want to publicly thank m4l for pointing out to me that there were two hot Asian 6′ police officers up at the 59th street 4/5 subway stop.
m4l, you can be my wingman too. (no homo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lTRFWve0Rc
Thanks Biff. We are clearly at a delicate stage in the negotiation. Maybe the UN in exchange for Celine Dion if they promise not to let Alannis Morisette cross the border ever again?
“Canada is offering up Celine Dion.”
WAY, WAY, WAY too high a price.
Offer rejected. We’ll try our luck with Siberia.
“Biff, have you figured out all the spyware on the computer and the hidden cameras on the ceiling yet?”
Don’t forget the spyware that downloads your every keystroke.
“as if they want people to notice and think they’re important. I’m considering doing the same but embellishing it by surrounding myself with a couple of burly bodyguards and a personal valet”
Get an Eastern European stripper to hang on your arm at all times. It can be awkward in your annual review but they’ll never fire you, ever.
CGar…you interested in Clinton Hill???? According to today’s Open Houses, the boundaries have been widened quite a bit!!!!