dave, great suggestion about the canned air. Yes, all 3 of my desks are on trading floors, though that kind of behaviour is frowned upon here, and profanity of any kind (even abbreviations like LMAO, WTF) are forbidden now, as are terms found only in Urban Dictionary that people here have told me they’ve never heard before (though they would if they read the OT).
arPUMAdy, the only prollem with your glitter suggestion is that it would prolly backfire ON ME. Bad enough I can’t escape it at home. Though sprinkling glitter on his regular desk isn’t a bad idea . . .
“CGAR does he floss in front of everyone? Clip his nails?
gargle and spit mouthwash in his wastepaper basket?”
No, donatella, but at my first law firm, this guy handed off his files to me when he left, and as I pulled papers of a couple of the folders, toe nail clippings came pouring out on my desk!! I almost horked on the spot.
CG – Add a little sparkle to an otherwise mundane life!
Rob, will a box set of new porn cheer you up?
dave, great suggestion about the canned air. Yes, all 3 of my desks are on trading floors, though that kind of behaviour is frowned upon here, and profanity of any kind (even abbreviations like LMAO, WTF) are forbidden now, as are terms found only in Urban Dictionary that people here have told me they’ve never heard before (though they would if they read the OT).
arPUMAdy, the only prollem with your glitter suggestion is that it would prolly backfire ON ME. Bad enough I can’t escape it at home. Though sprinkling glitter on his regular desk isn’t a bad idea . . .
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Rob, here’s a COKE & RUM flavor lollipop. Cheer up dude. btw, fall is HERE!!
im more in the mood for a fentanyl lollipop to tell you the truth
*rob*
“n love with Derek Jeter. I give a little sigh when he gets up to bat and whisper his name softly.”
I suspect she does a little bit more than that. I just hope her son isn’t around to witness it!!!!!
CGar, why don’t you come over here and say that to my face.
need directions? I’ll tell you what street to walk on.
Give me whatever award you want ET, when you are in love, you are in love. (sigh….derek…)
“CGAR does he floss in front of everyone? Clip his nails?
gargle and spit mouthwash in his wastepaper basket?”
No, donatella, but at my first law firm, this guy handed off his files to me when he left, and as I pulled papers of a couple of the folders, toe nail clippings came pouring out on my desk!! I almost horked on the spot.
“n love with Derek Jeter. I give a little sigh when he gets up to bat and whisper his name softly.”
can you give a GOTD to a hetero act?