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so im on another forum reading a thread of a bunch of people arguing which borough has the hottest females… and i saw this hilarious post
“love the women in manhattan too. i moved here in february. for the first 9 days here i had sex with a new beautiful woman every night. the snowstorm on february 10th ended the streak , but it started back up that Friday the 12th for 11 days i was tired the 12th. only thing i don’t like about manhattan women are they do not like to use condoms. this is such a no-no for me, especially since only 2 of the women were italian. no need for mixing heritages”
and apparently, according the thread, there was a consensus the hottest concentration of women are located at the Queens Plaza Mall
“I think Queens just has the most beautiful women. I don’t know what it is. For instance, just take a trip to Queens Center Mall and just walk around. You’re neck will break and your tongue will get infected from dragging on the floor. Every guy I know that I talk about the Queens Center Mall first mentions how beautiful the women are before anything else. Sometimes we won’t even be talking about women but once Queens Center Mall is mentioned something along the lines of “That mall has the most beautiful women in the city man!” breaks out.”
wtf? it’s like bizarro world over there haha
*rob*
“Padma is a serious bitch though and only likes to bang fat, rich, old white dudes.”
Oh, well, maybe in my next life.
Sloper, time to show them (especially to me for what you promised before) that “tattoo” cause that’ll add more credibility for the bisexual stuff
ROb I think you are forgetting the purpose of food is not just nutrition but it’s about culture/community and family – the purpose of food will never change – we will never just eat a pill a day and eliminate the need for food which keeps any culture alive in more than one way!
“scandalous lesbian keywords would make an awesome band name”
haha YES!
anyone play instruments?
“Antonie Philips van Leeuwenhoek (the founding father of microbiology)….”
There you go again, rob, letting glimpses of your hidden genius show through!
“am starvingggggggggggg!!!!” –
stop by my desk. friend gave me bag of hersheys chocolate kisses and I’ll devour them all myself unless someone comes to rescue and take them away.
“Actually, after seeing a commercial on TV last night for “Top Chef,” I think I want to trade in Christina Hendricks for Padma Lakshmi.”
Padma is a serious bitch though and only likes to bang fat, rich, old white dudes.
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But what about the all of the empty storefronts that used to be restaurants and bodegas? Just fill them with beanie babies?
who gives a shi+ about them. turn them into ground floor affordable lofts.
there’s a such thing as too much retail crap too you know and i think nyc, brooklyn specifically, has seen that in the last 10 years.
*rob*