Can we all take up a collection to get Rob a fancy Toto Toilet with all the gizmos? I bet the first time that stream hit his ass he’d run screaming out of the room!
i’ve used the toto toilets in the fancy remodeled bathroom in starbucks (just to pee!!!) i wasnt all that impressed..
you get one button for pee
and one button you push when you poo
also annoying is that if you move to the left or right away from the sensor it will flush on you automatically! so if you are sitting on the toilet and drop something and go reach for it, like say the roll of TP, it will automatically flush when you are sitting on the toilet and cause back splash. whoever designed the toto toilet is a moron.
such a pussy amount of water they use, yeah good for the environment, but gross. i prefer tho industrial type tankless toilets that make a huge WHOOOOOOSHING sound.
also lets say you are a drug dealer and you had to flush your drugs asap. you’d be SCREWED with a toto.
*rob*
Yes, Cobble, do the Victorian bedcure for a while.
My version:
1) Take a shower or bath. Preferably a hot bath with epsom salts. Drink a LOT OF COLD Water while you are in the bath.
2) Bathe for 20 minutes. Preferably listen to soothing music.
3) Get large absorbant fresh towel and wrap yourself it it.
4) Take 2 aspirins
5) Drink more cold water.
6) Lie down in the bed with the towel on an fall asleep.
7) Wake up whenever.
Guaranteed you will be a new woman.
it’s 5pm – must be talk about pooping time
All of the southbound traffic on park Ave has been stopped from 57th to 50th because of a suspicious black mercedes Benz parked in front of JPM.
“I bet the first time that stream hit his ass he’d run screaming out of the room! ”
Does it come with a disinfectant? Or bedbug spray? That way he can apply it directly to those parts.
“But the sore throat is telling me otherwise. : (”
Never listen to your sore throat.
And never listen to your liver.
Urgent memo to the President:
Dissolve the medical profession immediately. Regular people have perfected over-the-Internet diagnosis of everything.
“That’s what I thought at first, jessi. But the sore throat is telling me otherwise. : (”
alcohol will cure that right up
By cobblehiller on September 2, 2010 4:59 PM
Can we all take up a collection to get Rob a fancy Toto Toilet with all the gizmos? I bet the first time that stream hit his ass he’d run screaming out of the room!
Either that or he may never leave the bathroom.
BWAAAhahahahaha……
i’ve used the toto toilets in the fancy remodeled bathroom in starbucks (just to pee!!!) i wasnt all that impressed..
you get one button for pee
and one button you push when you poo
also annoying is that if you move to the left or right away from the sensor it will flush on you automatically! so if you are sitting on the toilet and drop something and go reach for it, like say the roll of TP, it will automatically flush when you are sitting on the toilet and cause back splash. whoever designed the toto toilet is a moron.
such a pussy amount of water they use, yeah good for the environment, but gross. i prefer tho industrial type tankless toilets that make a huge WHOOOOOOSHING sound.
also lets say you are a drug dealer and you had to flush your drugs asap. you’d be SCREWED with a toto.
*rob*