“um i know how vaginas work. i’ve never touched one or anything, but they are neither complicated nor mysterious.
the pee, they squirt clear liquid when touched arousally, and they get puffy-ish on the sides when horny.”
I had to all up in my sister’s grill about her kids running around naked in the yard here. “Yeah, I get that you’re all free with your bodies and stuff up in Vermont, but right now we’re surrounded by a bunch of uptight yuppie jerkoffs from New York, and frankly I don’t want to be associated wiht a bunch of naked Vermont hippie bullshit, so put some goddamn pants on the kids. Thanks.”
How do you DO THIS IT GENDER VERIFICATION thing, Biff?
Re: cycling, I am really not against it, I just think we have a few things to “work out” in the orderly co-existance department. BTW, I had an experience the other day which was interesting. I was going in my car, north, Vanderbilt Ave to Atlantic to Clermont. With me to my right was a woman on a bike. She was athletic, moving pretty fast, and SIGNALLING. Like the old days with cars before blinkers. She was alert, athletic, aware of the cars, riding like a real pro, no bike lanes no bullshit. It was a beautiful thing to behold. She saw me and was aware of me and was signalling to ME to let me know what she was doing. THAT I can live with.
“um i know how vaginas work. i’ve never touched one or anything, but they are neither complicated nor mysterious.
the pee, they squirt clear liquid when touched arousally, and they get puffy-ish on the sides when horny.”
haha – i’d like to see rob teach a high school sex-ed class
CMU, kidding aside, Rob could get some ass cause there’ll be some girls who’ll find him very funny
“um i know how vaginas work. i’ve never touched one or anything, but they are neither complicated nor mysterious.
the pee, they squirt clear liquid when touched arousally, and they get puffy-ish on the sides when horny.”
You’ve proven my point.
I had to all up in my sister’s grill about her kids running around naked in the yard here. “Yeah, I get that you’re all free with your bodies and stuff up in Vermont, but right now we’re surrounded by a bunch of uptight yuppie jerkoffs from New York, and frankly I don’t want to be associated wiht a bunch of naked Vermont hippie bullshit, so put some goddamn pants on the kids. Thanks.”
How do you DO THIS IT GENDER VERIFICATION thing, Biff?
Re: cycling, I am really not against it, I just think we have a few things to “work out” in the orderly co-existance department. BTW, I had an experience the other day which was interesting. I was going in my car, north, Vanderbilt Ave to Atlantic to Clermont. With me to my right was a woman on a bike. She was athletic, moving pretty fast, and SIGNALLING. Like the old days with cars before blinkers. She was alert, athletic, aware of the cars, riding like a real pro, no bike lanes no bullshit. It was a beautiful thing to behold. She saw me and was aware of me and was signalling to ME to let me know what she was doing. THAT I can live with.
“um i know how vaginas work. i’ve never touched one or anything…”
You mean a guy is actually supposed to touch that??
“Wow, that’s jumping ahead”
or a-head
From that charming description, I’d stay gay if I were you, rob.
I wish I could stick around to see how many people earnestly respond to Rob’s dissertation on the vagina.
“um i know how vaginas work. i’ve never touched one or anything, but they are neither complicated nor mysterious.
the pee, they squirt clear liquid when touched arousally, and they get puffy-ish on the sides when horny.”
haha – i’d like to see rob teach a high school sex-ed class