I’m glad I got my tan leather bag now (or should I be? I’m going shopping for new threads next week, realized I have not bought any new clothes for years.
Wow, JB, you and Biff are quite the matchmakers. CMU, so if you don’t want to look too metrosexualish, just wear a army helmet or something like that. Getting hit on the head and becoming a vegetable is not going to work…
Rob could get mad tail if he wanted. All he has to do is say he’s asexual and women will find bedding him a challenge. Guys who say they swear off women (other than to go sex dudes) tend to get laid if they want to.
(And, not to give anyone any tips, but it helps if you tell donatella how good she smells, and I mean her perfume, not the smell of her leather bag, which I leave to Dave.)
I have a beard right now. Not big and bushy, but definitely a beard.
so how can they both bone dry and squirt?
“nice clothee and cologne”
I’m glad I got my tan leather bag now (or should I be? I’m going shopping for new threads next week, realized I have not bought any new clothes for years.
Cologne? Eh? Do men still wear that stuff?
Wow, JB, you and Biff are quite the matchmakers. CMU, so if you don’t want to look too metrosexualish, just wear a army helmet or something like that. Getting hit on the head and becoming a vegetable is not going to work…
Rob could get mad tail if he wanted. All he has to do is say he’s asexual and women will find bedding him a challenge. Guys who say they swear off women (other than to go sex dudes) tend to get laid if they want to.
Dona, next time get that woman’s digits for cmu.
Rob’s in his ’30s. Dona, any interest in an asexual, pessimistic but lovable pitbull owner?
Biff, we have a platonic love thing going on already.
“There should be a college course on the subject.”
Yeah no shit, right? Those things don’t come with an owner’s manual.
OK bye
“CGar, that means you’re too old too”
HANDS OFF DONATELLA!!! SHE’S ALL MINE!!!
Right, babe??? 😉
(And, not to give anyone any tips, but it helps if you tell donatella how good she smells, and I mean her perfume, not the smell of her leather bag, which I leave to Dave.)