Open Thread

By daveinbedstuy on August 25, 2010 4:15 PM

m4l, craigslist is a “last resort” site for anything

…you said it DIBS,
That is the last time I look for an opthalmologist on Craigslist,
He said these X-ray glasses would give me super-human
abilities.
…fool me once…

“Kens,

5. Do NOT try to marry a latina”

Uh-oh, I sense a deal breaker!

“What else is there?”

According to donatella earlier ^^^, it seems as though Jewish mothers have to know EVERYTHING about their sons’ lives.

My Chinese daughter enjoyed introducing herself to her classmates this summer at Brooklyn Tech as Russian-German Jewish. In 6th grade a Chinese girl told her she had to pick between being Chinese and Jewish–she couldn’t be both.

I hope everyone realizes what a joke it is to say that Jews don’t pay for sex. For that matter, there are Jews who are paid for sex–and I am not talking about trophy wives/girlfriends.

There were many discussions (well, ok, fights) in my mom’s family of Holocaust survivors and their progeny about the purchase of German cars. Surely you all realize how many Jews are driving around in Mercedes and Audis!