my dad kept his playboy stash locked in a suitcase in the garage. one of those with red plaid siding.
Must explain my red plaid fixation through high school.
….but anyway, the 1977 Women of the Amazon issue of
National Geographic was still a keeper. 😉
Ugh, raw tomatoes are disgusting. Slimy, seedy, noxious growths. They’re only good cooked, smashed and pureed into soup or sauce. I’d have to be REALLY hungry to eat a raw tomato.
However, when Papa Champion realized I found his nudie magazines, between the time he hid them somewhere else and I eventually found them, I had to settle for gratifying myself to pictures in the bra and stockings section of the Sears catalogue.
“…raise your hand if you were caught by your father in your pre-adolescence, leafing longingly through National Geographic porn. :(”
Didn’t have to: Papa Champion had a stack of not-so-well-hidden Penthouse magazines that were far more interesting to an adolescent than National Geographic.
Snaps, did you see where the female Crumbs founder went to law school?
“Must explain my red plaid fixation through high school.”
My dating a Catholic school girl during high school explains my fixation with plaid.
Park Sloper, cherry tomatoes are neither slimy nor seedy. Get some!
lol biff,
my dad kept his playboy stash locked in a suitcase in the garage. one of those with red plaid siding.
Must explain my red plaid fixation through high school.
….but anyway, the 1977 Women of the Amazon issue of
National Geographic was still a keeper. 😉
“I can eat a tomato like an apple….”
Ugh, raw tomatoes are disgusting. Slimy, seedy, noxious growths. They’re only good cooked, smashed and pureed into soup or sauce. I’d have to be REALLY hungry to eat a raw tomato.
However, when Papa Champion realized I found his nudie magazines, between the time he hid them somewhere else and I eventually found them, I had to settle for gratifying myself to pictures in the bra and stockings section of the Sears catalogue.
“…raise your hand if you were caught by your father in your pre-adolescence, leafing longingly through National Geographic porn. :(”
Didn’t have to: Papa Champion had a stack of not-so-well-hidden Penthouse magazines that were far more interesting to an adolescent than National Geographic.
No, no, it’s all you, lech baby. Really. No one compares to you.
By dirty_hipster on August 11, 2010 5:29 PM
haha denton – unless she meant nipples. national geographic style!
…raise your hand if you were caught by your father in your pre-adolescence, leafing longingly through National Geographic porn. 🙁