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SNAPPY, cherry tomatoes are what turned me onto tomatoes!!!! i used to think, like PS, that they were slimey and gross and snot filled ick, but then i learned to love the big giant ripe fresh tomato in all it’s gooey and grossness. tho if a tomato is tooo slimey i kinda barf and wont eat one for weeks.
they are also SO good for you and if youre the kinda of person who doesnt eat good stuff on a regular basis, eating a tomato a day is a good thing.
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…raise your hand if you were caught by your father in your pre-adolescence, leafing longingly through National Geographic porn. 🙁
not me, growing up i had the Spice Channel. yeah it was scrambled, but you heard all the sound and sometimes youd still see pink! they never EVER showed jizz tho. or a full hardon. it was SOOOO softcore, but whatever, i was only 8 years old.
omg sloper, you’re killing me! I live for August, when we get luscious, flavorful, local tomatoes. Slice ’em thick, with copious amounts of sea salt and Tellicherry pepper… we’ve been living off these the last few nights.
I once got bumped up to first class on a flight to Miami (when I was single) and was seated next to a girl who appeared to be a pretty good looking stripper. We talked and it turned out that was exactly what she was. I tried to play Mr. “I’m Sensitive to Your Lifestyle,” and asked her for her number when we landed. She gave me a number, but I chickened out and never called her, and assumed the number was fake. I’ll never know.
SNAPPY, cherry tomatoes are what turned me onto tomatoes!!!! i used to think, like PS, that they were slimey and gross and snot filled ick, but then i learned to love the big giant ripe fresh tomato in all it’s gooey and grossness. tho if a tomato is tooo slimey i kinda barf and wont eat one for weeks.
they are also SO good for you and if youre the kinda of person who doesnt eat good stuff on a regular basis, eating a tomato a day is a good thing.
*rob*
quote:
…raise your hand if you were caught by your father in your pre-adolescence, leafing longingly through National Geographic porn. 🙁
not me, growing up i had the Spice Channel. yeah it was scrambled, but you heard all the sound and sometimes youd still see pink! they never EVER showed jizz tho. or a full hardon. it was SOOOO softcore, but whatever, i was only 8 years old.
*rob*
omg sloper, you’re killing me! I live for August, when we get luscious, flavorful, local tomatoes. Slice ’em thick, with copious amounts of sea salt and Tellicherry pepper… we’ve been living off these the last few nights.
I know, Legion. I’ve tried to remember that ever since.
ENY,
…sometimes you have to take the road less taken. 😉
🙂
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I once got bumped up to first class on a flight to Miami (when I was single) and was seated next to a girl who appeared to be a pretty good looking stripper. We talked and it turned out that was exactly what she was. I tried to play Mr. “I’m Sensitive to Your Lifestyle,” and asked her for her number when we landed. She gave me a number, but I chickened out and never called her, and assumed the number was fake. I’ll never know.