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She asked parents, “If you left your child unattended outside, how long would it take for them to be kidnapped?”
Statistically the answer is something like 800 years. One parent answered “Ten minutes” which surprised her.
seriously she answered 10 minutes? ugh, that just proves parents really think their kids are too special these days. either that or she needs to move out a paedo infested neighborhood (you can look up your zipcode online btw) to see how many convicted sex felons reside in your zip code! they also give you their exact addresses in case your in the mood to go egg their windows or put flaming poopoo bags or diapers on their doorstep.
“Yes, I’d definitely steal a baby so that I can start thinking about preschool at $7,000 and then all the way through college for a grand total of $854,476.55”
I would suspect most kidnappers have more diabolical things on their mind then putting their victims through college.
Jury Duty last week was painless. It was a typical, colossal bureaucratic waste of a day. But the chairs were perfectly comfortable and spacious, the A/C was great, there were computers in the room (with a 10-minute log-in limit though), and the people who worked there actually treated us very nicely and respectfully. And, best of all, at 3:30pm I was dismissed for 8 years!
Yes, I’d definitely steal a baby so that I can start thinking about preschool at $7,000 and then all the way through college for a grand total of $854,476.55
I recently heard a radio interview with Lenore Skenazy, the columnist who allowed her 9 year old son to ride home from Bloomingdale’s by himself and caused controversy over it.
She asked parents, “If you left your child unattended outside, how long would it take for them to be kidnapped?”
Statistically the answer is something like 800 years. One parent answered “Ten minutes” which surprised her.
quote:
She asked parents, “If you left your child unattended outside, how long would it take for them to be kidnapped?”
Statistically the answer is something like 800 years. One parent answered “Ten minutes” which surprised her.
seriously she answered 10 minutes? ugh, that just proves parents really think their kids are too special these days. either that or she needs to move out a paedo infested neighborhood (you can look up your zipcode online btw) to see how many convicted sex felons reside in your zip code! they also give you their exact addresses in case your in the mood to go egg their windows or put flaming poopoo bags or diapers on their doorstep.
*rob*
key, not jey
“Yes, I’d definitely steal a baby so that I can start thinking about preschool at $7,000 and then all the way through college for a grand total of $854,476.55”
I would suspect most kidnappers have more diabolical things on their mind then putting their victims through college.
I just noticed that my F5 jey here on my Bloomberg keyboard has most of the ink worn off of it and it’s largely from refreshing the OT page.
” I mean you gotta give an A for effort to someone who’s willing to swallow.”
Who doesn’t swallow???? And remember, “One swallow does not a Summer make.”
Jury Duty last week was painless. It was a typical, colossal bureaucratic waste of a day. But the chairs were perfectly comfortable and spacious, the A/C was great, there were computers in the room (with a 10-minute log-in limit though), and the people who worked there actually treated us very nicely and respectfully. And, best of all, at 3:30pm I was dismissed for 8 years!
Yes, I’d definitely steal a baby so that I can start thinking about preschool at $7,000 and then all the way through college for a grand total of $854,476.55
Not to mention changing diapers.
“CGar, my point is gagging is sign of weakness hence choking if fine but gagging is no no”
Gotcha m4l. I’m not criticizing gagging either really. I mean you gotta give an A for effort to someone who’s willing to swallow.
I recently heard a radio interview with Lenore Skenazy, the columnist who allowed her 9 year old son to ride home from Bloomingdale’s by himself and caused controversy over it.
She asked parents, “If you left your child unattended outside, how long would it take for them to be kidnapped?”
Statistically the answer is something like 800 years. One parent answered “Ten minutes” which surprised her.