“2. Know how to drive — and for car owners: change a tire, use jumper cables, drive both a stick shift and an automatic”
My kid has just, and finally, graduated from my manual tranny class.
When she was ready for college, and our old car, I took her down by the Gowanus, where it was nice and peaceful, and showed her:
1. How to check the oil;
2. How to give and get a boost;
3. How to chock the wheels and change a tire.
A week later she tells me I’m a weird parent. She checked with all her female friends, none of them had a similar lesson. They all said their parents bought them AAA memberships.
Add that to list of being a man: Teach your daughters how to do shit without relying on another man.
Tranny Course Lesson #1:
How to properly order and sip a pina colada.
I didn’t want to say it Biff. But Denton’s been on a roll. This too:
“2. How to give and get a boost”
“My kid has just, and finally, graduated from my manual tranny class.”
A couple:
– There are courses on how to become a tranny?
– Is there such a thing as an automatic (vs. manual) tranny?
hahah denton said tranny.
quote:
rob, it’s from papa perrones, a food truck parked here on 55th street.
i probably wouldnt have a problem with that that kinda food truck.
*rob*
m4l, busted! that was funny.
“My kid has just, and finally, graduated from my manual tranny class.”
Setup Line of the Year.
By etson on July 23, 2010 12:25 PM
Wow, I’m under .500 on donatella’s list as well.
(checking what I have down there)
lol, etson. Mine was only a PARTIAL list….
By DeadCatBounce on July 23, 2010 12:45 PM
10 THINGS A MAN SHOULD HAVE
1. The love of a good woman (relatives dont count)
2-10 Dont really matter
NOW WE’RE GETTING SOME WHERE!!!!!!!!!
“2. Know how to drive — and for car owners: change a tire, use jumper cables, drive both a stick shift and an automatic”
My kid has just, and finally, graduated from my manual tranny class.
When she was ready for college, and our old car, I took her down by the Gowanus, where it was nice and peaceful, and showed her:
1. How to check the oil;
2. How to give and get a boost;
3. How to chock the wheels and change a tire.
A week later she tells me I’m a weird parent. She checked with all her female friends, none of them had a similar lesson. They all said their parents bought them AAA memberships.
Add that to list of being a man: Teach your daughters how to do shit without relying on another man.