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A meditation on sexual communication. Everyone has a preference.
VERSION ONE
Dear spouse,
I am writing to you to respectfully invite you to an act of sexual congress this evening. I know you have limited time because of your parental duties, so I would suggest that we commence at 7:30 p.m. sharp. I propose to warm things up with a glass of chianti and one of my Frank Sinatra records for approximately 20 minutes, after which we can proceed forthwith with the act of coitus. Please let me know so I can prepare the bedroom accordingly.
Very respectfully yours,
Spouse
VERSION TWO:
Hey babe – I wanna fuck your brains out so hard you’re still gonna feel it next week. Take off your clothes. Now.
okay im heading out. have a good weekend!
Donatella, you’re very young at heart and full of life. I’m not surprised you have men of all ages vying to win your affections.
CGar, of course she is ignoring you. look at the competition you’re facing right now
Ulysses is a very unpleasant place.
the sea of badly mismatched euro style shirt/tie combos is seizure inducing
m4l:
Skadden Arps (Skadden)
Cravath, Swaine & Moore (Cravath)
Wachtell Lipton Rosen & Katz (Wachtell)
Sullivan & Cromwell (S&C)
Davis Polk & Wardwell (Davis Polk)
Take your choice.
donatella is ignoring me
By more4less on July 16, 2010 5:14 PM
By CGar on July 16, 2010 5:09 PM
m4l, I WILL fight you over donatella!!!
you wouldn’t even make it to the bell – ie you’ll be too chicken to exit the locker room
I was going to go home, but I’m enjoying this!
M4L – if you’re going to Ulysses, a downtown bar, don’t go with Skadden – they’re in midtown. Go with Cleary.