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Dave, this is the closest I could find to my image of you as a 35-45-something, slightly more blonde, buff trader sitting at your keyboard, but he’s not too far off (and I meant this as a complement) (though of course it was all ruined when I saw your 70s afro hair pick):
Snappy = Wendy Jo Sperber (of Bosom Buddies and Back to the Future fame, though why I thought she was a large white woman with long frizzy black hair I’ll never know):
“In fact, saw the prenup lawyer last night. He is nowhere near the level of the Master of the universe lawyers who handled my divorce, but half the cost.”
Penny wise and pound foolish. Get a deal now on a cheap ass prenup and pay through the nose for the next divorce attorney. LOL
DCB – you sound like a real peach! Does the future Mrs. DCB know the pre-nup is coming? And how does one handle the presentation with such things – will you just e-mail it to her?
And, for good measure, here are my visuals of what I imagined some of you to look like before I met you:
Biff = Steve Kornacki (NY Observer columnist and CNN contributor, though I imagined him wearing one of those orange & red beanies with the propeller on top, going on walking tours all over Brooklyn and arranging gatherings):
rf: Fat Pig = Ex wife.
Prenup is for the FUTURE Mrs. DCBounce, who doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her and goes to the gym every day.
In fact, saw the prenup lawyer last night. He is nowhere near the level of the Master of the universe lawyers who handled my divorce, but half the cost.
Dave, this is the closest I could find to my image of you as a 35-45-something, slightly more blonde, buff trader sitting at your keyboard, but he’s not too far off (and I meant this as a complement) (though of course it was all ruined when I saw your 70s afro hair pick):
http://static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/07/31/39/400_F_7313939_7Z21iGQdXra8JqHOO05Ssjgcs1fRAby7.jpg
Kens = Tyson Beckford (one of Dave’s favorites, though why I thought Kens was a large, buff, black man I’ll never know):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KwPr8Tp7Vmg/SSyyTzHd2lI/AAAAAAAAAec/Genanhnt0T4/s320/tyson+beckford.jpg
http://www.askmen.com/women/galleries/men/tyson-beckford/picture-3.html
Snappy = Wendy Jo Sperber (of Bosom Buddies and Back to the Future fame, though why I thought she was a large white woman with long frizzy black hair I’ll never know):
http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2005/12/9438__wendie_l.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3664/3597552824_018a1b780f.jpg
“In fact, saw the prenup lawyer last night. He is nowhere near the level of the Master of the universe lawyers who handled my divorce, but half the cost.”
Penny wise and pound foolish. Get a deal now on a cheap ass prenup and pay through the nose for the next divorce attorney. LOL
no wonder mkt is up. totally forgot about the BIFF Meter – (1) the more posts, worst the mkt and (2) no to few posts, better the mkt
DCB – you sound like a real peach! Does the future Mrs. DCB know the pre-nup is coming? And how does one handle the presentation with such things – will you just e-mail it to her?
And, for good measure, here are my visuals of what I imagined some of you to look like before I met you:
Biff = Steve Kornacki (NY Observer columnist and CNN contributor, though I imagined him wearing one of those orange & red beanies with the propeller on top, going on walking tours all over Brooklyn and arranging gatherings):
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nY7pDNUZ88o/0.jpg
http://images.salon.com/writers/358609/picture.jpg
Yeah DCB I’m sure you got a “master of the universe” to handle your divorce. Dipshit.
rf: Fat Pig = Ex wife.
Prenup is for the FUTURE Mrs. DCBounce, who doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her and goes to the gym every day.
In fact, saw the prenup lawyer last night. He is nowhere near the level of the Master of the universe lawyers who handled my divorce, but half the cost.