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“You know something, Cobble, I didn’t want to bring this up but…..I never got MY welcome package.”
WHAT!? I’m calling FedEx RIGHT NOW!
dona, Darling, dearest, I hate to bring this up, at this late date. Gee, this is so awkward, I’m not sure what to say. Let me take a moment and collect myself.
Ahem.
dona, May I be blunt/honest with you? I feel I know you at this point, and can share with you. There is no welcome package. I’m sorry. I know this is false advertising. It’s a come on and a tease. There is no manual. There are no tiaras. In short, there is no welcome kit!
I made it up one day just amuse myself. That’s right, it was all for my own amusement. Say what you will. It’s the truth, I’m not proud of it, but there it is. I’m so ashamed!! LOL!
Trust me on this Rob. I come from Vermont. There is a lot of money to be made from selling “the country” to New Yorkers who have no idea what the country is.
OTOH your dog is a New Yorker too, so maybe he would be just as excited to spend three days in a kennel in upstate New York as the average New Yorker is to stop at an arts and crafts gift shop near I-91.
“You know something, Cobble, I didn’t want to bring this up but…..I never got MY welcome package.”
WHAT!? I’m calling FedEx RIGHT NOW!
dona, Darling, dearest, I hate to bring this up, at this late date. Gee, this is so awkward, I’m not sure what to say. Let me take a moment and collect myself.
Ahem.
dona, May I be blunt/honest with you? I feel I know you at this point, and can share with you. There is no welcome package. I’m sorry. I know this is false advertising. It’s a come on and a tease. There is no manual. There are no tiaras. In short, there is no welcome kit!
I made it up one day just amuse myself. That’s right, it was all for my own amusement. Say what you will. It’s the truth, I’m not proud of it, but there it is. I’m so ashamed!! LOL!
rob – If he had separation anxiety he’d be miserable. If he loved it & hated being back home he’d be miserable. Don’t do it.
lechacal, I assume you’ve been dragged to a Christmas tree Shop somewhere out there!!!!
Hell on earth.
“we dont exactly have much of a bond believer it or not.”
I believe it.
yes,3rd street… which is okay…but people here would say busy street… yes a small house with 2 bedrooms, no inside pic…..detached even. ahrealty.
Is it that close to canal?not sure which block….which BTW I don’t think stinks so much.
Re dropping off your “baby”, that’s sounds to me like the pet boarding place where I dropped off my two white cats and got them back grey.
“thanks lech!!!!! that’s kinda what i figured..”
Hey no problem. I can be kind of a dick sometimes but I have a really super good bullshit detector.
rob, do your roommate and his boyfriend smoke??
Trust me on this Rob. I come from Vermont. There is a lot of money to be made from selling “the country” to New Yorkers who have no idea what the country is.
OTOH your dog is a New Yorker too, so maybe he would be just as excited to spend three days in a kennel in upstate New York as the average New Yorker is to stop at an arts and crafts gift shop near I-91.