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no pics of this happening? will he admit this really occured?
Nice, dibs, looks fun. I need trauma therapy for sailing. The last time I went out was a long time ago when I had didn’t have the excellent judgement in men that I have now. This fool invited me out on a 40 foot sailboat and I didn’t realize it but there was a weather system (tropical storm) due to hit us when we were out. I actually trusted him. I was rocking around in a horrific storm (5 hours), the mainsail ripped in half while he was trying to get it down and he almost fell off the boat (didn’t strap himself to the mast)
I haven’t been sailing since, but my cousin promised to take me out on a nice day and allow me to work through my long buried terror so that I can sail again without the fear of death.
Oh man my insides are all twisted around from a bad bout of food poisoning yesterday. Still feel like garbage.
So Friday night there I was at some dive bar waaay down Atlantic ave near the BQE, and we’re all in the back room, and C-Gar is playing pool with a big black woman who has some of the biggest tits I have ever seen in my life, and she’s built like a stallion. Not fat, just solid, like she could crack a man’s head with her thighs. At some point she decides it’s time to get C-Gar off his game so she comes up behind him and starts rubbing her boobs on her back, and reachiong up behind him and feeling him up all over, and talking about how she wants “some cream in her coffee”. And as soon as C-Gar shoots (pool) she grabs him and sits him down on her lap and starts giving his some kind of reverse lap dance or something. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.
“Biff, you’ll get a stern tongue lashing soon.”
Homo? No homo?
By denton on June 28, 2010 10:42 AM
“balance my pocketbook, newspaper and coffee, spilled coffee all over my pants. ”
If you would have voted Republican this wouldn’t have happened!
Probably, Denton, probably….
Biff, you’ll get a stern tongue lashing soon. I’m getting tired of all your bullwarks.
I’ll be trolling all week.
1958 Chris Craft, donatella…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36425605@N03/3877454835/in/photostream/
He has a boat with a young Asian crew…