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Rob even sang a ballad to her – “Run around Quita” (to the melody of Runaround Sue, after she had the temerity to dance with others, just because we left for an hour or so….
“how about when her hoodrat friend tried to kick my ass outside!? her (i think it was her) and 2 of her female friends held him down. wtf? all i said was “hey that’s the guy who was playing pool!” and that sends someone into a fit of rage?”
When CGar was on Juaquita’s lap, I thought some x-rated ventriloquist act was minutes away. Only difference is Juaquita had her arms in plain view and all over CGar and not where one typically puts their hand in the “dummy”.
“this skinny dude who came with the woman actually ripped off his shirt and told C-Gar he was going to kick his ass”
And while I adamantly refused to let my shirt be torn off (I dress in the dark), I was prepared to go out back and fight him for my Quita (as she referred to herself when we parted for the night).
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So Friday night there I was at some dive bar waaay down Atlantic ave near the BQE, and we’re all in the back room, and C-Gar is playing pool with a big black woman who has some of the biggest tits I have ever seen in my life, and she’s built like a stallion. Not fat, just solid, like she could crack a man’s head with her thighs. At some point she decides it’s time to get C-Gar off his game so she comes up behind him and starts rubbing her boobs on her back, and reachiong up behind him and feeling him up all over, and talking about how she wants “some cream in her coffee”. And as soon as C-Gar shoots (pool) she grabs him and sits him down on her lap and starts giving his some kind of reverse lap dance or something. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.
how about when her hoodrat friend tried to kick my ass outside!? her (i think it was her) and 2 of her female friends held him down. wtf? all i said was “hey that’s the guy who was playing pool!” and that sends someone into a fit of rage?
“this skinny dude who came with the woman actually ripped off his shirt and told C-Gar he was going to kick his ass.”
That was right after the skinny dude promised (threatened) to get on the pool table and do a striptease, to which I replied, “If you do that, I’ll make it rain, but if she does that (pointing to the school nurse), I’ll make it thunderstorm!!!”
“C-Gar, that woman would literally wreck you in bed. It would be like a kid who thinks a jet engine looks cool and then goes and plays in it. You would be dealing with physical forces you didn’t even know existed.”
Great analogy lech. And, when you put it that way, sounds like it might be worth it! I KNOW where she works!
Rob even sang a ballad to her – “Run around Quita” (to the melody of Runaround Sue, after she had the temerity to dance with others, just because we left for an hour or so….
“how about when her hoodrat friend tried to kick my ass outside!? her (i think it was her) and 2 of her female friends held him down. wtf? all i said was “hey that’s the guy who was playing pool!” and that sends someone into a fit of rage?”
Um WTF?
When CGar was on Juaquita’s lap, I thought some x-rated ventriloquist act was minutes away. Only difference is Juaquita had her arms in plain view and all over CGar and not where one typically puts their hand in the “dummy”.
Well, Rob, I told you you didn’t have to worry. Anybody who messed with you would have been bitchslapped within an inch of his/her life.
“this skinny dude who came with the woman actually ripped off his shirt and told C-Gar he was going to kick his ass”
And while I adamantly refused to let my shirt be torn off (I dress in the dark), I was prepared to go out back and fight him for my Quita (as she referred to herself when we parted for the night).
I think Snappy would have chosen Juaquita over dinner with Bea Arthur, James Taylor AND Neil Sedaka!
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So Friday night there I was at some dive bar waaay down Atlantic ave near the BQE, and we’re all in the back room, and C-Gar is playing pool with a big black woman who has some of the biggest tits I have ever seen in my life, and she’s built like a stallion. Not fat, just solid, like she could crack a man’s head with her thighs. At some point she decides it’s time to get C-Gar off his game so she comes up behind him and starts rubbing her boobs on her back, and reachiong up behind him and feeling him up all over, and talking about how she wants “some cream in her coffee”. And as soon as C-Gar shoots (pool) she grabs him and sits him down on her lap and starts giving his some kind of reverse lap dance or something. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.
how about when her hoodrat friend tried to kick my ass outside!? her (i think it was her) and 2 of her female friends held him down. wtf? all i said was “hey that’s the guy who was playing pool!” and that sends someone into a fit of rage?
*rob*
“this skinny dude who came with the woman actually ripped off his shirt and told C-Gar he was going to kick his ass.”
That was right after the skinny dude promised (threatened) to get on the pool table and do a striptease, to which I replied, “If you do that, I’ll make it rain, but if she does that (pointing to the school nurse), I’ll make it thunderstorm!!!”
“C-Gar, that woman would literally wreck you in bed. It would be like a kid who thinks a jet engine looks cool and then goes and plays in it. You would be dealing with physical forces you didn’t even know existed.”
Great analogy lech. And, when you put it that way, sounds like it might be worth it! I KNOW where she works!
Kens, we know where your latina works too!