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Rob I had the epidural and it was still painful. Also, they may be designed for it but they still tear- yes, I said tear. Lemme tell ya, having stitches in your woo hoo is not fun. IT brings a whole new meaning to “It burns when I pee”.
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the mom had to push something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a grape.
im not sure if you know this, but the vagina is stretchable, and was made stretchable to allow a baby’s head to pop out without ripping it apart. you also might not know this, but baby’s heads are mushy. their skills are soft and pliable at birth. i call B.S. about pregnancy being all that painful. how come in developing countries a pregnant woman giving birth will just squat in a field and pop the baby out without the histrionics that seem to happen with western woman? then go right ahead on working.
Don’t get me started about the level of expectation on fathers in Park Slopey type areas. The expectation to be the breadwinner is still there but now there is also an expectation to be a caregiver.
When we were looking at this house and I noticed the storage space under the back stoop (where the garden cats now sleep) i said to my husband in front of the RE agent, “Oh look this is where the kids can stay when they act up”. The RE agent looked horrified and I actually had to make it a point to tell her I was just kidding.
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the mom had to push something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a grape.
im not sure if you know this, but the vagina is stretchable, and was made stretchable to allow a baby’s head to pop out without ripping it apart. you also might not know this, but baby’s heads are mushy. their skills are soft and pliable at birth. i call B.S. about pregnancy being all that painful. how come in developing countries a pregnant woman giving birth will just squat in a field and pop the baby out without the histrionics that seem to happen with western woman? then go right ahead on working. are non western vaginas different than western ones? i sometimes think the screaming and wailing that goes on during childbirth is just someone wanting to get a good high (i.e. from an epidural or whatever it is they give pregnant women to get them high)
cue to the person telling me to try to squeeze a marble out of my peehole. sorry but marbles werent evolutionarily designed to come out of a peahole. baby heads WERE designed to come out of a vagina.
do people scream and wail and cry when they are on the toilet taking a dump? same thing. poops are bigger than most peoples buttholes right?
maybe my theory is totally wack, but ive always been chary of painful births.
*rob*
Agree THL!
There is nothing sexier than seeing a man doing fatherly duties.
I love seeing men playing with kids, getting on their level and being silly. It’s HOT!!!!
Rob I had the epidural and it was still painful. Also, they may be designed for it but they still tear- yes, I said tear. Lemme tell ya, having stitches in your woo hoo is not fun. IT brings a whole new meaning to “It burns when I pee”.
Have I said too much?
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the mom had to push something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a grape.
im not sure if you know this, but the vagina is stretchable, and was made stretchable to allow a baby’s head to pop out without ripping it apart. you also might not know this, but baby’s heads are mushy. their skills are soft and pliable at birth. i call B.S. about pregnancy being all that painful. how come in developing countries a pregnant woman giving birth will just squat in a field and pop the baby out without the histrionics that seem to happen with western woman? then go right ahead on working.
Rob, I think you have gone off the cliff.
Rob- that last comment sealed your fate. You have my sympathy, but you are beyond saving at this point.
From rob…
“are non western vaginas different than western ones?”
I think we could discuss this all day long.
“I know you often are just kidding.”
Yes rh, often times I am kidding especially yesterday about the park.
But I really do HATE cyclists 🙂
Don’t get me started about the level of expectation on fathers in Park Slopey type areas. The expectation to be the breadwinner is still there but now there is also an expectation to be a caregiver.
LOL Legion!
When we were looking at this house and I noticed the storage space under the back stoop (where the garden cats now sleep) i said to my husband in front of the RE agent, “Oh look this is where the kids can stay when they act up”. The RE agent looked horrified and I actually had to make it a point to tell her I was just kidding.
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the mom had to push something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a grape.
im not sure if you know this, but the vagina is stretchable, and was made stretchable to allow a baby’s head to pop out without ripping it apart. you also might not know this, but baby’s heads are mushy. their skills are soft and pliable at birth. i call B.S. about pregnancy being all that painful. how come in developing countries a pregnant woman giving birth will just squat in a field and pop the baby out without the histrionics that seem to happen with western woman? then go right ahead on working. are non western vaginas different than western ones? i sometimes think the screaming and wailing that goes on during childbirth is just someone wanting to get a good high (i.e. from an epidural or whatever it is they give pregnant women to get them high)
cue to the person telling me to try to squeeze a marble out of my peehole. sorry but marbles werent evolutionarily designed to come out of a peahole. baby heads WERE designed to come out of a vagina.
do people scream and wail and cry when they are on the toilet taking a dump? same thing. poops are bigger than most peoples buttholes right?
maybe my theory is totally wack, but ive always been chary of painful births.
*rob*
Agree THL!
There is nothing sexier than seeing a man doing fatherly duties.
I love seeing men playing with kids, getting on their level and being silly. It’s HOT!!!!