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rob, did you get the “hello Kitty” bandaids???
Who thinks that the EUR might rise from here???
If you do, buy DT with a 9.28% yield!!!! Also, buy ESPGY (330 HK)
DIBS, you also would have loved the African American male nurse who shaved me down (no homo).
Legion, I’m taking Oxycodone (not Oxycotin). Is that stronger than Perocet? How much can I get selling it on the street?
WE ARE ALL DOOMED
did you know that first aid products come in brail now? i just bought a box of band-aids and duane reade and was looking at the box and it had brail on the front of the box.
*rob*
“no, none at all, I just came here so I could try on the stylish shower cap, paper gown and socks.”. He wasn’t amused.”
ROFL! He might not have been, but I am! Classic line, I’m saving that for if I ever need surgery!
brownstoner if you are reading, the RoTD thread is not working, nor the post above it. thanks,
We’ve got 2 nurses in the PLUSA Visiting Nurse Health Plan. Take your choice:
Nurse 1: Big Bertha, captain of the East German Wrestling Team. Goes by the nickname “Sasquatch”
Nurse 2: Mary Lou, sweet southern belle tranny. Goes by the nickname “Big Balls”
Sorry Biffy, but with the budget cuts, those were the only two nurses we could afford to keep in the PLUSA Health Plan!
I get into the room for the prep work and the male nurse (last name Wong, DIBS) asks, “so do you have any medical problems?”. I said, “no, none at all, I just came here so I could try on the stylish shower cap, paper gown and socks.”. He wasn’t amused.