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  1. “We’ve got 2 nurses in the PLUSA Visiting Nurse Health Plan. Take your choice:

    Nurse 1: Big Bertha, captain of the East German Wrestling Team. Goes by the nickname “Sasquatch”

    Nurse 2: Mary Lou, sweet southern belle tranny. Goes by the nickname “Big Balls””

    Wow, PLUSA cats get much better care than PLUSA people.

    Biff/cobble — they have to ask stupid questions now. Too many wrong limb amputations/wrong brain hemisphere surgeries, etc. If you do not answer questions correctly, they might send you home and you have to start all over again.

    Oh, and knock it off with the medical puns, legion. You may think you’re leaving people in stitches but they just think you’re a drip.

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