Open Thread

Mopar! How’s the garden?
I heard a new word today – waycation – I gather it means you don’t stay at home but you don’t go very far away, either.

lmao slade – gary coleman!!

I hate to have to say it but I very firmly feel

(all together)
The What is not an asset to the blog

(one PLUSA)
I’d like to say a word in his behalf:
The What makes me laugh

(all PLUSAs laugh)

(all)
How do you solve a problem like the What?
How do you catch an I-beam and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means the What?

(one PLUSA at a time)
A flibbertyjibbet?

A will of a wisp

a clown

(all)
Many a thing you know you’d like to pwn him
Maybe one day this war is gonna end

But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say

how do you keep a [insert V euphamism here] upon the sand?

Oh how do you solve a problem like the What?
How do you hold a skittle in your hand?

He keeps you BULLSHIT artists in line,you clowns can’t handle the TRUTH!