Dear Diary,
The Hunky Asian was over and I wanted to show him my ‘Tools in the Basement’. I used all my ‘power’ and ‘Routed’ him toward the ‘circular’ stairs and down to the dungeon, er I mean Basement. Where I ‘square’ to you I ‘saw’ his ‘chiseled’ body and I ‘mitered’ him with ‘speed’
– DIBS
TextperV, dont know about rest of the post but “Hunky Asian” seems appropriate even though a little of an understatement
By daveinbedstuy on May 5, 2010 11:52 AM
I’m a Scorpio, remember. I will remember every one of these posts and who said what.
They only person who has not mocked my sofa seems to be the What.
Waiting…5…4…3…2…1…..
The What is consulting with Dead Cat Bounce and Brownstones Half off on a better offer.
“I have a router at home. It’s wireless.”
My router is battery operated.
“I have a little evil in me”
“What’s his name?”
BIMBO
Jews know what chisel is. I think it’s similar to kvetching.
Dr. Evil??? or just Mr. Evil????
“I have a little evil in me”
What’s his name?
“Router, circular saw, power miter box, table saw, speed square, chisels.”
Dear Diary,
The Hunky Asian was over and I wanted to show him my ‘Tools in the Basement’. I used all my ‘power’ and ‘Routed’ him toward the ‘circular’ stairs and down to the dungeon, er I mean Basement. Where I ‘square’ to you I ‘saw’ his ‘chiseled’ body and I ‘mitered’ him with ‘speed’
– DIBS
Please don’t stereotype. I have a router at home. It’s wireless.