denton…..speaking of things you get when you’re older….
Today didn’t start out well for me. I get on the train and, for the first time ever in my life, some younger woman asks me if I want her seat. Arrrgggghhhhhh. I’m probably in better shape physically than most of the overweight young people on that train and yet she asks me if I want her seat. I was almost speechless.
I planned an early Sunday foray once for some Kansas City friends staying in Midtown Manhattan on biz trip. First St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Huge crowd, army of cops, cop cars, sirens. Bomb scare. Ok, so let’s go to Canal Street and get some fake designer handbags. We got there in time for a gigantic raid. Chinese shopkeepers were telephoning one another furtively, running around, slamming closed shops and cops descending upon everyone. Big freakout scene. Cop cars. Sirens. We finally found a place to get some brunch without any NYPD intervention.
I’m disappointed. I thought the iPhone would autocorrect “asshat” with “Biff Champion”.
“What is this deadcatbounce?”
Morning Jackal.
Deadcatbounce is the Jackass that breached AHH Security Perimeter! Begged for a log-on the proceeded to trash the place, got swacked in seconds!
I think he’s SteveB Sockpuppet!!!
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Ok Johnny, can you please use the words “asshat” and “sashay” in a sentence?
Denton — BlackwaterNYC?
denton…..speaking of things you get when you’re older….
Today didn’t start out well for me. I get on the train and, for the first time ever in my life, some younger woman asks me if I want her seat. Arrrgggghhhhhh. I’m probably in better shape physically than most of the overweight young people on that train and yet she asks me if I want her seat. I was almost speechless.
I politely said no and “thanks.”
Christ, I’m only 54.
This tweet just popped up in our Twitter stream. Seriously:
@stellargirl amused to see that iPhone autocorrects “asshat” with “sashay”
I planned an early Sunday foray once for some Kansas City friends staying in Midtown Manhattan on biz trip. First St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Huge crowd, army of cops, cop cars, sirens. Bomb scare. Ok, so let’s go to Canal Street and get some fake designer handbags. We got there in time for a gigantic raid. Chinese shopkeepers were telephoning one another furtively, running around, slamming closed shops and cops descending upon everyone. Big freakout scene. Cop cars. Sirens. We finally found a place to get some brunch without any NYPD intervention.
Wild story about the detained businessman.
By lechacal on May 4, 2010 9:32 AM
What is this deadcatbounce? Should I talk to it? It doesn’t seem very bright and I don’t like wasting my time.
Just some DUMBASS troll.
Lechacal are you actually DIBS’s even dumber sidekick?
Neither of you get the reference!