Ok, did you all hear about the ninja burglar in Staten Island? No joke. This guy, dressed in ninja suit, terrorized various nabes in SI for 6 months last year. He was a locksmith, alarm specialist, tough fighter and robbed scores of houses, freaking everyone out. Even one tough old Italian guy stuck a knife in him and he escaped to return and ROB more houses.
He was caught, but it wasn’t just one guy, it was a gang of Armenians who had had paramilitary training in the motherland and acted as a team of thieves.
I propose that we introduce the snot-nosed, over-indulged, temper-tantruming, spoiled-brat Williamsburg sociopaths to this gang. Or am I being too mean?
Speaking of The beatles, if it weren’t for the Beatles, I may not be gay.
I remember being really attracted to them when they first appeared on TV in 1964. Other notables were Jonathan Crawford as the son of the Rifleman, the Dave Clark Five, the Monkeys and of course, Liberace.
If these losers were attacked by a bunch of japanese real ninjas with nunchucks, throwing stars and ninja shuriken throwing blades they’d run away like little girls.
The Three Obsessions of Man:
ages 0-10: candy
ages 11-13: ninjas
ages 14 and up: sex
“There were ninjas in those days…”
Ok, did you all hear about the ninja burglar in Staten Island? No joke. This guy, dressed in ninja suit, terrorized various nabes in SI for 6 months last year. He was a locksmith, alarm specialist, tough fighter and robbed scores of houses, freaking everyone out. Even one tough old Italian guy stuck a knife in him and he escaped to return and ROB more houses.
He was caught, but it wasn’t just one guy, it was a gang of Armenians who had had paramilitary training in the motherland and acted as a team of thieves.
I propose that we introduce the snot-nosed, over-indulged, temper-tantruming, spoiled-brat Williamsburg sociopaths to this gang. Or am I being too mean?
the beatles, dave clark fice, the monkeys…..were you looking for group sex?
You know what they say, ET. Once you go black…
“http://gothamist.com/2010/04/20/ninjas.php
This post says ‘Ninja looking’ so they may or may not have covered their faces or hands?”
This is an all black outfit.
http://tinyurl.com/y6eg3xn
um, I sometimes wear all black also.
I heard they weren’t really in ninja costumes but were actually wearing black Snuggies? Can anyone confirm this?
“um, if they’re wearing Ninja outfits, how can you tell:
…3) what’s in their wallets”
Maybe they were smashing car windows with polo mallets?
Speaking of The beatles, if it weren’t for the Beatles, I may not be gay.
I remember being really attracted to them when they first appeared on TV in 1964. Other notables were Jonathan Crawford as the son of the Rifleman, the Dave Clark Five, the Monkeys and of course, Liberace.
White Ninjas!!!!! ROTFLMMFAO
If these losers were attacked by a bunch of japanese real ninjas with nunchucks, throwing stars and ninja shuriken throwing blades they’d run away like little girls.