Benson, baseball caps can be worn frontwards by men in their 20s. Shorts can be worn by people in shape at sporting events. Everything else is correct (but leggings can be worn with skirts.) Men must wear socks when they are wearing suits (there is a guy at Clinton Washington, about 6’4″, skinny, wears a grey suit which with pants so short they leave about 6 inches of ankle exposed and he doesn’t wear socks. Scary. Don’t get me started on hair/makeup rules. Rule #1, women must not wear dark brown lipliner with any color lips or lipstick.
“Do a thought experiment. Try to imagine George Washington in a baseball cap. How about Jimmy Stewart or Gary Cooper (off then ballfield, I mean)? How about Humphrey Bogart?”
Um, OK. I can picture all of the above. I think you are way too focused on packaging.
” I think you are way too focused on packaging. ”
I’ll take that under advisement. Any other stories about fat Midwesterners?
Benson, don’t forget Cary Grant. I swoon, when I see him.
“pray tell us what is ok to cover the keppie?”
yarmulkah
Lechacal, you are definately the man.
Benson, baseball caps can be worn frontwards by men in their 20s. Shorts can be worn by people in shape at sporting events. Everything else is correct (but leggings can be worn with skirts.) Men must wear socks when they are wearing suits (there is a guy at Clinton Washington, about 6’4″, skinny, wears a grey suit which with pants so short they leave about 6 inches of ankle exposed and he doesn’t wear socks. Scary. Don’t get me started on hair/makeup rules. Rule #1, women must not wear dark brown lipliner with any color lips or lipstick.
For the outing, I’ll be sure to wear white sneakers with jeans and a baseball hat…. and of course, a bstoner tshirt.
“Do a thought experiment. Try to imagine George Washington in a baseball cap. How about Jimmy Stewart or Gary Cooper (off then ballfield, I mean)? How about Humphrey Bogart?”
Um, OK. I can picture all of the above. I think you are way too focused on packaging.
benson, I guess you’re gonna deport me because I’m over 25, and I wear shorts and baseball caps, often together.
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lots of cane-wagging in here today
shortage of metamucill in brooklyn?
Dave, do you like strawberry-rhubarb??