Welcome!! Your PLUSA manual, tiara, and membership card are in the mail.
Please be advised that upon attending your first PLUSA gathering, you will be expected to buy the first round of shots. Identification of one or more PLUSAs will earn you extra credit.
Please send Snappy your membership dues by the 15th of the month, she gets cranky if you’re late, and we stop sending the newsletter after two late payments.
Also, please advise your boss that s/he needs to lighten your workload so that you can keep up with posting regularly. Spotty posting is frowned upon!!
Biff, I rely on you to advise new PLUSAs of their obligations (though I see you’ve upped the ante from a round of shots to drinks – Well done, my good man!!), Cobble and Snappy to give out the PLUSA Handbook (and assess monthly dues), and bxgrl for tiaras.
CGar, report back on those construction workers you are going to query. no homo.
“Off the sauce and back to work!”
Why do you insist on assuming that I am **hic** drunk at every **hic** opportunity??!!
jail thread is really kicking OT post count
BH, did you ever get your jacket for the 80s party???
Actually, Rob’s presence (especially when he has the fur, tarot cards,…) makes it easy for newbies to spot which group of people are the PLUSA’s
Well done, Cobble, thank you!! I see you read my mind (or at least my text message, lol).
COBBLE!!!! PLUSA Handbook?! Welcome Kit?! Dues assessment?! (SOMEONE has to pay for those Jamaica trips!) Off the sauce and back to work!!!
Snappy, where’s the glitter? bxgrl, tiara in aisle 5!!!
C’mon Crazy Cat Ladies!!! Get a move on!!! Sheesh.
BoerumHill,
Welcome!! Your PLUSA manual, tiara, and membership card are in the mail.
Please be advised that upon attending your first PLUSA gathering, you will be expected to buy the first round of shots. Identification of one or more PLUSAs will earn you extra credit.
Please send Snappy your membership dues by the 15th of the month, she gets cranky if you’re late, and we stop sending the newsletter after two late payments.
Also, please advise your boss that s/he needs to lighten your workload so that you can keep up with posting regularly. Spotty posting is frowned upon!!
Best, Mgmt.
Biff, I rely on you to advise new PLUSAs of their obligations (though I see you’ve upped the ante from a round of shots to drinks – Well done, my good man!!), Cobble and Snappy to give out the PLUSA Handbook (and assess monthly dues), and bxgrl for tiaras.