There is a storefront at the end of my block (10th St b/w 7th and 8th). Used to be the HQ for some political campaign or maybe a local Democratic HQ. Now it is an asian massage parlor with drawn curtains. I keep wondering if it is a rub-n-tug parlor.
Not being the one you usually turn to with stories about being hit on, I got one. Back in the 90’s when I worked in Soho, I was walking down Houston St and I was hit on by an Asian guy, about my age at the time, who was dressed in an Izod tee and shorts, carrying a tennis racket. I was shocked, as Asian guys aren’t usually that out there, at least not to non-Asian women. He went on to ask me if “I had an hour or two”, and explained to me, rather expansively, that “large Black girls could do it all night”.
I wonder how long it took him to extricate that tennis racket.
If you’re going to tax gay sex then there should also be the appropriate deductions, like the amount of money i spend on dinner and drinks, as well as my silverdaddies fee.
LMAO, MM! I’d love to see the video of that encounter on YouTube let me tell you.
Cake, cookies, etc. have butter…and are yummy.
As long as I don’t see a wad of butter sitting on bread or mashed potatoes, etc. I’m okay eating things cooked with butter. The butter is invisible!
mm, great story I bet you were looking around for the “candid camera” at the time.
I’ve paid for sax. But I think it’s worth it for a good instrument.
There is a storefront at the end of my block (10th St b/w 7th and 8th). Used to be the HQ for some political campaign or maybe a local Democratic HQ. Now it is an asian massage parlor with drawn curtains. I keep wondering if it is a rub-n-tug parlor.
Not being the one you usually turn to with stories about being hit on, I got one. Back in the 90’s when I worked in Soho, I was walking down Houston St and I was hit on by an Asian guy, about my age at the time, who was dressed in an Izod tee and shorts, carrying a tennis racket. I was shocked, as Asian guys aren’t usually that out there, at least not to non-Asian women. He went on to ask me if “I had an hour or two”, and explained to me, rather expansively, that “large Black girls could do it all night”.
I wonder how long it took him to extricate that tennis racket.
and then i exhale in balloons and throw my second hand smoke in cancer balloons off my roof at innocent people :-/
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at March 12, 2010 11:11 AM
THAT was funny! Good one, Rob.
If you’re going to tax gay sex then there should also be the appropriate deductions, like the amount of money i spend on dinner and drinks, as well as my silverdaddies fee.
ET – the primary ingredient in croissants is BUTTER!!