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“The actual procedure…you fall asleep and wake up in another room.”
Nothing worse than passing out, having some long object shoved up your ass and then waking up in another room than the one in which you fell asleep. Wait, were you still talking about a colonoscopy?
Pete, due to a history of cancer in the family, I had my first colonoscopy earlier than normal and I’m already due for my second one. I wouldn’t be taking Dulcolax for a colonoscopy…they give you a giant container of that disgusting tasting goop which pretty much clears everything out of one’s system. You’re pretty much peeing out of your ass a couple of hours after it kicks in.
Ok, I’m starting to disgust even myself. Next topic please…
“The actual procedure…you fall asleep and wake up in another room.”
Nothing worse than passing out, having some long object shoved up your ass and then waking up in another room than the one in which you fell asleep. Wait, were you still talking about a colonoscopy?
Make like a 45 year old pregnant woman and miscarry?
– make like a baby and head out
Posted by: Biff Champion at March 4, 2010 9:36 AM
My brother was a breach birth.
“BrokeD, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t other Biff say, “make like a tree and get out of here?””
Will you two get is straight?
– make like a banana and split
– make like a baby and head out
Pete, due to a history of cancer in the family, I had my first colonoscopy earlier than normal and I’m already due for my second one. I wouldn’t be taking Dulcolax for a colonoscopy…they give you a giant container of that disgusting tasting goop which pretty much clears everything out of one’s system. You’re pretty much peeing out of your ass a couple of hours after it kicks in.
Ok, I’m starting to disgust even myself. Next topic please…
BrokeD, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t other Biff say, “make like a tree and get out of here?”
Also while I was away, I had two dreams on two different nights about two different PLUSAs.
STOP INVADING MY DREAMS, DAMMIT!!!!!
I noticed the past couple of days the OT didn’t reach the heights it should.
Friday’s OT = 326 Posts
Monday’s = 255
Tuesday’s = 268
Wednesday’s = 244 measly posts
You LOSERS aren’t PATHETIC enough!
I’m baaa-aaaack!!
Who missed me?
Anything interesting happen around here while I was gone?
Recap please.