Who’s looking ’round the side of a building,
Grumbling about the brownstones he sees.
Who’s never happy with the world as he sees it,
Everyone knows it’s Benson.
Who always sees the glass as half empty,
Drunk by those slackers not worthy to live.
Who’s got a chip the size of a forest,
Everyone knows it’s Benson.
Benson’s got an axe to grind,
If preservation is on your mind,
Your hood will surely take a hit
Those houses ain’t worth sh–!
(Noo they ain’t worth sh–!)
[Flute]
No one is able to escape his ire,
He’s got a problem with all that he sees.
Brooklyn would be a much better hangout
If we got rid of those lefties.
What would we do with all of our hist’ry
When condos stretch from here to the sky?
That’s just the way of progress, I dare say
When Benson rules, that’s his way.
Benson’s got an axe to grind,
If preservation is on your mind,
Your hood will surely take a hit
Those houses ain’t worth sh–!
Noo, they ain’t worth sh–!
They ain’t worth sh–!
DCB, what did you use as your avatar??? that’s the only thing I miss, the ability to change avatars when it suits your mood. I put up a lot of half naked guys as mine and that also pushed his button.
Are most of the female US snowboarders lesbian???
CarGar – Hit Mr B for better sign-in protocols first.
DIBS, I didn’t use an Avatar. But if I have to use pictures of half naked men to get banished, I am out of luck!
Benson, all the heterosexual males on this site owe you a debt of gratitude! That cover is HOT!
Arkady,
Mrs. Woods is rumored to have bent a golf club over his head when she found him texting one of his ladies.
How amusing, Benson. I took your advice.
Who’s looking ’round the side of a building,
Grumbling about the brownstones he sees.
Who’s never happy with the world as he sees it,
Everyone knows it’s Benson.
Who always sees the glass as half empty,
Drunk by those slackers not worthy to live.
Who’s got a chip the size of a forest,
Everyone knows it’s Benson.
Benson’s got an axe to grind,
If preservation is on your mind,
Your hood will surely take a hit
Those houses ain’t worth sh–!
(Noo they ain’t worth sh–!)
[Flute]
No one is able to escape his ire,
He’s got a problem with all that he sees.
Brooklyn would be a much better hangout
If we got rid of those lefties.
What would we do with all of our hist’ry
When condos stretch from here to the sky?
That’s just the way of progress, I dare say
When Benson rules, that’s his way.
Benson’s got an axe to grind,
If preservation is on your mind,
Your hood will surely take a hit
Those houses ain’t worth sh–!
Noo, they ain’t worth sh–!
They ain’t worth sh–!
[Fade away into oblivion]
Biff, nooners are desert. CGar and I are meeting DIBS for lunch so even his hands will be fine to shake.
benson,
…speaking of YOWZA!
this olympic gold medalist wins!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/winter/lindsey-vonn/
LOL, Arkday!
Dave, I think we should petition Mr. B (or MM assuming there’s really been a coup in the Kremlin) for avatars here.
DCB, what did you use as your avatar??? that’s the only thing I miss, the ability to change avatars when it suits your mood. I put up a lot of half naked guys as mine and that also pushed his button.
he took my avatar down once as a “penalty”