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  1. “Visitors to Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine’s Day with a trip to the bathroom.”

    Posted by: bxgrl at February 4, 2010 1:41 PM

    I’d love to hear the customer’s ordering at that restaurant;

    “…yeah, I’ll have the Danish butter and she’ll have the brattworst…in the bathroom.”

  2. I will say, the one good(if you can call it that) thing about furballs is that there’s no real puke that comes with it. It just looks like a wet section of dreadlock has been hacked up. So at least they don’t stain your carpets.

    Donatella I just LOVE those names. I know what you mean. My old guy tries his best but he can’t tolerate a lot of food anymore and god forbid he eats any dry food from the others it comes right back up. I have to give him tablespoons at a time throughout the day until he gets at least a full can in him. He’s just lucky I’m home these days I dread to think what would have happened if I hadn’t been.

  3. “I’d hate to hear the complaining you do about having sex.”

    um, we don’t use butter.

    Posted by: Expert Textpert at February 4, 2010 1:33 PM

    …uhh apparently you never saw Last Tango In Paris.
    Marlon Brando turns Parkay into a 4 letter word.

  4. “”””Well…What else did we find in the baskets besides the sheets? probably 10-12 cat toys had been horded into one of them and in the other? Fur balls, TONS!””””

    Ew. That’s what cats DO. That’s their job. I had two cats — I loved them, I truly did, especially Aldo, the most gorgeous white, sleek, hip, atheletic, aristocrat when he was young — but they were so high maintenance — barfing, shedding, and then when they got old — oh God, I wished I could find a Senior Citizens Center for them both. Aldo was blind, Pippie was deaf, they were senile, a total mess. Aldo lived till 20 and Pippie till 18. I loved them but in their golden years, they were gross.

  5. THL & bxgrl, we’re on our second set of 2 cats now (I believe you’ve seen the flikr pics of them). Never, and I mean never have we ever had any of them cough up a fur ball. They lick themselves and each other (no rewrites) constantly but there are never fur balls coughed up.

    Why do you think that is?

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