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BTW, I went to see Russell Peters in Radio City on Saturday and he was absolutely hilarious and brilliant, as usual.
I also went to dinner at Rachel’s Taqueria in Park Slope and it was very good as well. Dare I say as good as Bogota. Was just as packed too (no homo). AND also had a bunch of cute Latinas.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
I’m gonna catch hell for pasting that from over there>>>>>>
BTW, I went to see Russell Peters in Radio City on Saturday and he was absolutely hilarious and brilliant, as usual.
I also went to dinner at Rachel’s Taqueria in Park Slope and it was very good as well. Dare I say as good as Bogota. Was just as packed too (no homo). AND also had a bunch of cute Latinas.
Mr. Bu chasing bubbles!
What are those, their drag names???????
Cobble, how can anything from Monty Python be considered poor taste???
Hiya Bxgirl, and thank you! 🙂 I’ll send you some video soon of Mr. Bu chasing bubbles!
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
I’m gonna catch hell for pasting that from over there>>>>>>
Poor taste, DIBS.
ROFL! A Bogota SWAT team…I love it!
Hey snappy- we’re with you. Hugs.
Great article, 11217. From Bloomberg no less. 🙂
Thanks, Legion 🙂