Cobble, after you left, I briefly broke my low carb diet for one of your little heart cookies. Yum. I’ll have to extend phase 1 another 3 days unless you can furnish proof you used only sugar substitutes and whole grains.
Though the guys who followed me out of the bar turned out to be a pasty Brit, a psychic, a dirty hipster, and a bitchslapping faux-Irishman and his boyfriend. (No homo)
and I left Last Exit with a tattoo.
Although, to be fair, I think I arrived there with one too.
Posted by: the chicken at January 22, 2010 9:31 AM
Hey! How many times do I have to tell you….I know you’re bad with names and all but my name is KENS, not TATTOO!!!
CGar, thanks for allowing it all to come together so nicely last night (that’s what she said).
Great job in getting people to show up.
And you will know CGar by the trail of condoms.
Fun time seeing everyone last night.
Cobble, after you left, I briefly broke my low carb diet for one of your little heart cookies. Yum. I’ll have to extend phase 1 another 3 days unless you can furnish proof you used only sugar substitutes and whole grains.
Though the guys who followed me out of the bar turned out to be a pasty Brit, a psychic, a dirty hipster, and a bitchslapping faux-Irishman and his boyfriend. (No homo)
is etson accounted for?
Dibs, I did notice you, ahem, slipped out early.
Posted by: bowl of dicks at January 22, 2010 9:31 AM
Homo?
ROFL Denton!!! I love your wife’s vision after a glass of wine 🙂
“Turns out the bag of condoms was open, so it seems a left a trail of condoms from No Exit to my apartment.”
That’s like the porno version of Hansel and Gretel.
Turns out it was a good way to get guys to follow me out of the bar.