“Will you guys have another gathering next month around this time????”
Gem, we’ll probably be having another gathering next WEEK at this time. Next up is etson’s bon voyage party at Brooklyn Social. And herkimer thinks Starlight Lounge is still open so we’re due for an “outing” there.
Another reason not to move to Jersey City- Just got my new water/sewer bill
“Your current bill reflects a 19.5% increase over previously approved combined water and swere consumption rates….capital imporvements….100 years old system….yadda yadda yadda…”
I respectfully request that United Water kiss my ass.
THL, that wasn’t *rob* like enough.
You need to insert more:
hahahaha
btw
tho
and don’t capitalize when you start a sentence.
“ok, here’s the low down”
I KNEW Legion was on the down low! (Homo)
“smell like a rubber glove though.”
Smell the Glove is my favorite album after Shark Sandwich.
“et, did we meet @ danceteria?”
Depends. What where WE doing in the bathroom?
“my Mexican bf may be showing up to pick up a new phone from me.”
Is ‘new phone’ a euphemism?
The NYC ones aren’t bad – i think they’re durex. smell like a rubber glove though.
“Will you guys have another gathering next month around this time????”
Gem, we’ll probably be having another gathering next WEEK at this time. Next up is etson’s bon voyage party at Brooklyn Social. And herkimer thinks Starlight Lounge is still open so we’re due for an “outing” there.
*Rob Like Rant*
Another reason not to move to Jersey City- Just got my new water/sewer bill
“Your current bill reflects a 19.5% increase over previously approved combined water and swere consumption rates….capital imporvements….100 years old system….yadda yadda yadda…”
I respectfully request that United Water kiss my ass.
“What are the bathrooms like at Final Exit? Unisex?”
Dive bar-ish.
You could write on the walls about what you just did in there & it wouldn’t look out of place.