After seeing this headline on Yahoo, I realized I have a solution to Terror in the Air!
“Travelers’ choice: Shed shyness for security?”
Since they’re gonna see under our clothes anyway, why just not make all passengers fly nude? That will mean no way to smuggle anything on (check those cavities) under the clothes, and membership in the Mile High Club will soar.
There will be no more checked on luggage and no more carry-ons, all of that stuff can go separately as cargo.
UGH! as some of you know i have a big amount of student loans (which i totally now believe is a giant governmental scam but whatever) anyway, the federal one is fine, the big one like 25K (it used to be 19k 🙁 ) but i have a private one for like 6K and with that one i pay, but i pay sporadically and not always in the full payment amount. it’s a private perkins loan i believe affilliated with the university i went to… well they sent me this lovely letter RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (i only just opened up the letter last night) saying they are going to take legal action and put my account to some third party credit collections or something. wtf? a whole bunch of people told me that you can pay a dollar a month and they can’t do sh-t, but maybe that only applies to goverment loans and not private loans?
im going to send them a letter next week and see what happens but i dont like the ‘take legal action’ thing. that is just LAME. dont they have better things to do with their time than drag me into court? (ive never been in court so maybe this will be an experience). can i tell them im deployed? do they check up on that? i dont want them to garnish wages because that is a hassle and a half for a company’s payroll to have to do and it would be mad embarrassing to have work people knowing im a student loan deadbeat! but i dont know what other option i have. why cant they give me a 20 dollar a month repayment plan? their minimum quote is absurd and i cannot pay these stupid people if im paying back my big loan!
Sheeesh! It’s VERY difficult to pretend to be Jewish with you two around!!!
After seeing this headline on Yahoo, I realized I have a solution to Terror in the Air!
“Travelers’ choice: Shed shyness for security?”
Since they’re gonna see under our clothes anyway, why just not make all passengers fly nude? That will mean no way to smuggle anything on (check those cavities) under the clothes, and membership in the Mile High Club will soar.
There will be no more checked on luggage and no more carry-ons, all of that stuff can go separately as cargo.
UGH! as some of you know i have a big amount of student loans (which i totally now believe is a giant governmental scam but whatever) anyway, the federal one is fine, the big one like 25K (it used to be 19k 🙁 ) but i have a private one for like 6K and with that one i pay, but i pay sporadically and not always in the full payment amount. it’s a private perkins loan i believe affilliated with the university i went to… well they sent me this lovely letter RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (i only just opened up the letter last night) saying they are going to take legal action and put my account to some third party credit collections or something. wtf? a whole bunch of people told me that you can pay a dollar a month and they can’t do sh-t, but maybe that only applies to goverment loans and not private loans?
im going to send them a letter next week and see what happens but i dont like the ‘take legal action’ thing. that is just LAME. dont they have better things to do with their time than drag me into court? (ive never been in court so maybe this will be an experience). can i tell them im deployed? do they check up on that? i dont want them to garnish wages because that is a hassle and a half for a company’s payroll to have to do and it would be mad embarrassing to have work people knowing im a student loan deadbeat! but i dont know what other option i have. why cant they give me a 20 dollar a month repayment plan? their minimum quote is absurd and i cannot pay these stupid people if im paying back my big loan!
*rob*
cobble, do you serve both dairy and seafood???
What a bad Jew you are!!!!!!!!!
It’s true Dave, I’m the WORST Jew EVER!!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at December 31, 2009 10:10 AM
But maybe a good party hostess.
cobble, do you serve both dairy and seafood???
What a bad Jew you are!!!!!!!!!
It’s true Dave, I’m the WORST Jew EVER!!!
She sure knows how to spell Christmas the Jewish way, lol…
AT&T ended their sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods.
cobble, do you serve both dairy and seafood???
What a bad Jew you are!!!!!!!!!
“-3/4 lb. Roaring Forties blue cheese w/ crackers”
Fjorder,
Definitely the Roaring Forties Blue — most well received Blue EVER. People at my Xmas Eve gathering LOVED it.