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  1. “Sounds very french and very snobby.”

    dibs, ain’t you the guy who lunches at La Grenouille every day? Sheesh!

    I’m gonna make some Freedom Fries to go with the rib roast tho.

    Not much you can do about the Champagne being French. Anyway I’m taking advantage of really good wines having dropped 30-40% due to conditions… you should walk over to Crush one day and get on their mailing list, they have some outstanding deals.

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    Rob – what’s your beef with hot pockets!?!??!!

    let me try and find the letter i sent them… i have it in an email at work… (this was on their website i sent it to the contact us email!)

    Dear Hot Pockets Company,

    My name is *Rob* AKA Butterfly, from New York City. I’ve been an avid eater of your Hot Pocket brand since the 1970s. I was weaned off breast milk by Hot Pockets! I have never had a problem with one of your products until today. I was in the lunch room with a coworker when she said something smelled like Sausages. I said hmmm something tastes like them too but then our brains clicked (we are both deaf by the way) and I looked at the box and it was supposed to be chicken, broccoli, and cheese, not sausage. Because the cheese you use in your products stain everything with a neon yellow color it was impossible to tell just by looking if what I was eating was sausage or chicken.

    I am highly allergic to pork products and have had stomach indigestion all day. I am afraid that when it’s time to go to the bathroom it will come out like diarhea! I buy hot pockets for lunch because I cannot afford any of the establishments in downtown manhattan for lunch, and I will be very sad if I have to start going to overpriced Wendy’s again!

    I have included the UFC code in this email and would like to hear back from you soon about how to proceed with this situation.

    Also, please note one of my coworkers is a fan of your Lean Pockets brand and my dog also likes Hot Pockets brand. She suggestion I contact you about perhaps getting a few free coupons for all of us. Her email address is ******@******.com and can be emailed for verification. You will just have to trust me that my dog likes to eat Hot Pockets too. Did I mention I recently got a Hot Pockets Tattoo?

    Sincerely,
    *Rob* Butterfly III

  3. jessi- snappy and I are entering the 21st century at the height of our technological game! videoconferencing is strictly for business meetings and entertainment- er, I mean, quality control purposes only.

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