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You did entertain the thought yesterday when you threw out that 6 figures number for what you would or wouldn’t do!!! LOL
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at December 29, 2009 4:04 PM
A funny joke by one of my investment banking professors:
A guy goes into a medical office and sees a really hot receptionist. He finally goes up to here and asks:
Patient: Miss I am very sorry to bother you but are you willing to hear out a proposition.
Receptionist: Sure.
Patient: If I were to pay you one million dollars, would you sleep with me?
Receptionist: Well….for a million dollars, sure.
Patient: OK….How about for a dollar?
Receptionist: What kind of a woman do you think I am?????
Patient: Well…We already established that, now it’s all up to negotiating.
The woman is on the rebound, yeah? My friend Mark always goes and takes the leftovers after his more attractive friend dumps chicks. It’s his signature move.
Posted by: jessibaby at December 29, 2009 4:12 PM
jessibaby,
that’s called “playing the short bounce” in baseball.
MM probably peeked in, lost her lunch and left for the day! [Actually, I think she’s out to lunch with bxgrl, no?]
jessi, I feel your pain. I had an ex in there recently too.
“Larry Craig says the same thing , Stevie”
lol, “I just have a wide stance…”
“rebound one night stands are the best. helps pad the resume significantly”
The woman is on the rebound, yeah? My friend Mark always goes and takes the leftovers after his more attractive friend dumps chicks. It’s his signature move.
You did entertain the thought yesterday when you threw out that 6 figures number for what you would or wouldn’t do!!! LOL
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at December 29, 2009 4:04 PM
Larry Craig says the same thing , Stevie
Posted by: Petebklyn at December 29, 2009 4:07 PM
I think you guys are messing with me. I think the less I say on this subject, the better.
sorry stevieb,
😉
Excellent baseball reference following baseball reference, Legion. Is there a gay equivalent of hitting for the cycle to be thrown in there somewhere?
Posted by: Brokedeveloper at December 29, 2009 4:00 PM
…yeah, stevieb was busy hitting for the cycle when he noticed that the batboy failed to gum his bat grip.