[Canadian PLUSAs-in-training (PITs) led by Captain Biff all break into the office and use the giant snowglobe as a makeshift ball hockey ball; office gets trashed due to half the players being drunk on strong Canadian beer and the game being played under the dim glow of Christmas lights]
looks like it’s my turn to turn out the lights in the OT.
I’ll leave with a bit of holiday cheer from Run DMC (1987):
Christmas In Hollis
[Run]
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog oh my God an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies 12 o’clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver’s wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said “Santa Claus”
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G’s
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I’d never steal from Santa, cause that ain’t right
So I’m going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
[D.M.C.]
It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow’s on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl’s
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
(Christmas melodies)
[Run-D.M.C.]
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It’s Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the ?orchas out?
And that’s what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
[D.M.C.]
My name’s D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I’m chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
[Returns to PLUSA Office to get gloves]
WTF?!?!?!?!? THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT’S BEEN RANSACKED BY A BUNCH OF MOOSE!!!!!
[Sees note from Biff on Cobble’s desk]
[Relieved that PLUSA Office is a rubber room – good decor choice made by *rob*. Snowgloball beyond repair]
LOL at Biff’s note. Oxymoron = “strong Canadian beer”.
[Canadian PLUSAs-in-training (PITs) led by Captain Biff all break into the office and use the giant snowglobe as a makeshift ball hockey ball; office gets trashed due to half the players being drunk on strong Canadian beer and the game being played under the dim glow of Christmas lights]
Love it, legion!
CGar, don’t forget to turn on the blue & white reindeer!
[Pops into PLUSA Office to turn on Christmas lights and reinflate the giant snowglobe in front of the Brownstone]
Legion, I love Christmas in Hollis Queens! Great choice tonight!
alright,
looks like it’s my turn to turn out the lights in the OT.
I’ll leave with a bit of holiday cheer from Run DMC (1987):
Christmas In Hollis
[Run]
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog oh my God an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies 12 o’clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver’s wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said “Santa Claus”
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G’s
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I’d never steal from Santa, cause that ain’t right
So I’m going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
[D.M.C.]
It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow’s on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl’s
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
(Christmas melodies)
[Run-D.M.C.]
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It’s Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the ?orchas out?
And that’s what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
[D.M.C.]
My name’s D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I’m chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
A Clockwork Orange
…and it even has the dustcover!
OMG! Legion! What book?!?!
cobble,
enjoy the holidays!
don’t forget the cookies or brownies.
arkady,
you’ll like this,
I found a first edition Anthony Burgess
at a flea market this past summer.
MerryHappyness Asshats! Hope everyone has a great holiday!
[May not be on much tomorrow while I’m prepping for my own personal Holiday Mayhem.]