THL, they were some real mouth breathers in the true sense of the word. Yokels. Probably inbred too. When we first moved to PA we were miserable because that was all we were met with. Ugh.
Actually, after that I just used to say Catholic. 70% of the kids in my neighborhood were either Italian or Irish Catholics and the other 30% was mainly Jewish. Since we didn’t celebrate the Jewish holidays I just said Catholic because it was a much easy answer than either of my convoluted furriner parents background.
That crazy Baptist church we went to where they told that scary story was also full of racists. The preacher’s son used to enjoy calling my brothers and I the “n” word. On our last Sunday there, my brothers and I pulled him into the janitor’s closet and whooped his ass good fashion. I never knew kicking ass in church could feel so good!
THL, you should of just said you’re Jewish. No one would ask you any follow up questions. No one ever asked me after I stated I was a Jew cause I know NOTHING of religion.
Damn Snappy – that is GANGSTA!
Seriously Dave – NYE is totally NYC amateur night.
THL, they were some real mouth breathers in the true sense of the word. Yokels. Probably inbred too. When we first moved to PA we were miserable because that was all we were met with. Ugh.
“The preacher’s son used to enjoy calling my brothers and I the “n” word.”
How very Christian of them. That incenses me to the core.
I’d like to think he was, Cobble! Although my mom was horrified that we did such a thing.
“I never knew kicking ass in church could feel so good!”
That’s because G*d was on your side on that one!! : )
Actually, after that I just used to say Catholic. 70% of the kids in my neighborhood were either Italian or Irish Catholics and the other 30% was mainly Jewish. Since we didn’t celebrate the Jewish holidays I just said Catholic because it was a much easy answer than either of my convoluted furriner parents background.
That crazy Baptist church we went to where they told that scary story was also full of racists. The preacher’s son used to enjoy calling my brothers and I the “n” word. On our last Sunday there, my brothers and I pulled him into the janitor’s closet and whooped his ass good fashion. I never knew kicking ass in church could feel so good!
THL, you should of just said you’re Jewish. No one would ask you any follow up questions. No one ever asked me after I stated I was a Jew cause I know NOTHING of religion.