Open Thread

I also like Cuban women. Mrs. D won’t let me go cuz she knows what I’ll do.

I bought a large photo of a gorgeous girl in Cuba from my color lab some years ago. It was never allowed a full place in the house so currently it is half way to the basement. Chick has no makeup, lipstick, none of that stuff that I hate. She’s just pure beauty. (You can’t get cosmetics in Cuba, I hear, without major bucks)

It was done by a well known fashion pro. He was sent to Cuba by Vogue to do a story on ‘the beautiful women of Cuba’. Turns out the mag didn’t run the story cuz the women weren’t beautiful enuf!

Probably showing you can be hot without all this sh*t women do these days would be bad for the advertisers.

“No, Jewish men aren’t known for providing big tips”

Especially on the day of their briss

My partner eats Kosher. We go to a kosher place in Brooklyn for hamburgers. While the burgers are good. I efing want CHEESE on mine!!!
I always want to bring my own and slip it on the burger when no one is looking.

“So – no tip?”
No, Jewish men aren’t known for providing big tips.

“i’d like a colombian honey too please!!”

I got one so screw y’all!

There are some Latin dating sites, ya know.

BTW there really is no ‘typical’ Colombian honey, unlike some of the smaller islands where there is less diversity. Tall, short, dark, light, you can find it all in Colombia, along with cheap weed and bad booze.

It’s true that the Spanish spoken in Colombia is considered to be the best enunciated of all the Spanish-speaking countries (outside Spain of course)