Well at least I’ll have something I can throw it in her face later in life when she’s being a brat. I’m picturing her now standing in front of me hand on hip rolling her eyes up to the ceiling praying I’ll just shut the hell up so she can run upstairs and text her friends about what a miserable horror queen she has for a mom.
LOL….I have a grocery list sitting on the computer desk and I’m noticing my husband has added a few items to the list:
Cookies (The Danish sugar kind in the tin, oatmeal and chips ahoy)
Chips (plain Lays and Fritos)
Good healthy choices huh? LOL
keeping a diary of all your suffering, THL?…and can read to your offspring when give you grief as teenager.
“You’ll have to forgive me – not my area of expertise.”
Mine neither! Had I only known I might have adopted Rob’s “no breeding” stance!
Why, do they have goat on the menu?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at December 11, 2009 12:36 PM
Nope :o(. I don’t eat at restaurants that don’t have goat on the menu.
I just remember the goat scene for “You Don’t Mess with Zohan” movie with Adam Sandler. Pretty funny. Can’t find it on you tube but found this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcMPWowkz00
Well at least I’ll have something I can throw it in her face later in life when she’s being a brat. I’m picturing her now standing in front of me hand on hip rolling her eyes up to the ceiling praying I’ll just shut the hell up so she can run upstairs and text her friends about what a miserable horror queen she has for a mom.
THL, I can imagine the pain. Can you/they/doc massage or press your belly in certain spots to try to rotate her?
OMG, Hoboken knows how to turn off the CAPS LOCK key? Who knew…
“Hence my general crankiness and short spurts of coherency”
Genuinely sorry to hear that about that baby, THL. Hope there’s something you can do. You’ll have to forgive me – not my area of expertise.
(BTW, I don’t think anyone has noticed that you’re any more cranky or more incoherent than usual. 😉 )
HoBo- It was on the news today. He’s a gym teacher from a school in Queens.