Craigslist ad submitted by anonymous poster and goat herder. *robert on fridays*, you of all people must check this out:
“Free working LCD tv (west burbs)
Free LCD TV.Yes it works perfectly.Yes it has a remote. No i wont deliver. Why is it FREE you ask????? My room mate thought it would be “hysterical” to pause gay porn on my TV while my girlfriend and I were on vacation for 2 weeks, thus burning and image into the screen. So…If you dont mind a sillouette of a skinny white guy taking a load in the face from the biggest black penis in recorded history forever adorning your new TV, Its yours.”
“and had ANOTHER glass of moo juice.”
You are a cruel, cruel, woman!
I’ve got to get some cow juice tonight too…want to make pancakes in the morning.
“perhaps there’s a new star in the east…”
SNORT! It would have to be immaculate conception in her case! Unless CGar got her all liquored up again!!
Cargar, ROFL!
Moo juice is not digestible by adults, except in Amsterdam.
Snappy in your absence I had a PP&J sammich with a glass of moo juice. It was so good. I had made another one and had ANOTHER glass of moo juice.
Pregger brain? Me? CALL THE ENQUIRER!
Craigslist ad submitted by anonymous poster and goat herder. *robert on fridays*, you of all people must check this out:
“Free working LCD tv (west burbs)
Free LCD TV.Yes it works perfectly.Yes it has a remote. No i wont deliver. Why is it FREE you ask????? My room mate thought it would be “hysterical” to pause gay porn on my TV while my girlfriend and I were on vacation for 2 weeks, thus burning and image into the screen. So…If you dont mind a sillouette of a skinny white guy taking a load in the face from the biggest black penis in recorded history forever adorning your new TV, Its yours.”
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html
CHiller – Maybe she’s got pregger brain too – perhaps there’s a new star in the east…