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Grabbed random rubber from ‘goodie drawer’ once for usage and it was the one with teh warming lube – homegirl freaked the hell out and ran into the bathtub and proceded to wash her vag for like 15 minutes.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at December 9, 2009 2:56 PM
DUDE! I experimented with those once back in the day (Trojan brand). I thought my pee pee was on fire after putting one on for 5 seconds. Holy Moly I dunno how people like that “warming sensation” that they advertise.
My friend would kill me for telling this but it’s annon so what the heck…
So one night my GF comes home and her husband has this elaborate Mexican dinner all cooked up for her for their anniversary.
They finish eating and move the party to the bedrrom where after about 5 minutes of his fondling inside her hoo ha she starts panicking. Her parts are literally on fire. She run to the bathroom and proceeds to wash it for 10-15 minutes and no relief.
Turns out he had cut up habanero peppers and hadn’t washed his hands.
She had to flush herself repeated with milk (doctors orders) in order to stop the burn.
“Dave, something tells me that would burn…don’t try it unless you like pain down there. And if you like pain down there, please don’t tell me!”
Kinda like that “warming lube”
Grabbed random rubber from ‘goodie drawer’ once for usage and it was the one with teh warming lube – homegirl freaked the hell out and ran into the bathtub and proceded to wash her vag for like 15 minutes.
Grabbed random rubber from ‘goodie drawer’ once for usage and it was the one with teh warming lube – homegirl freaked the hell out and ran into the bathtub and proceded to wash her vag for like 15 minutes.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at December 9, 2009 2:56 PM
DUDE! I experimented with those once back in the day (Trojan brand). I thought my pee pee was on fire after putting one on for 5 seconds. Holy Moly I dunno how people like that “warming sensation” that they advertise.
My friend would kill me for telling this but it’s annon so what the heck…
So one night my GF comes home and her husband has this elaborate Mexican dinner all cooked up for her for their anniversary.
They finish eating and move the party to the bedrrom where after about 5 minutes of his fondling inside her hoo ha she starts panicking. Her parts are literally on fire. She run to the bathroom and proceeds to wash it for 10-15 minutes and no relief.
Turns out he had cut up habanero peppers and hadn’t washed his hands.
She had to flush herself repeated with milk (doctors orders) in order to stop the burn.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DARLING!
Snappy, what’s your email???
LMAO dipster @ the warming lube hahahahhahahaha.
*rob*
I was always afraid of those warming lubes. i once had a Mexican guy who worked in the kitchen chopping jalapenos…Oh, never mind.
DH: ROFL!
Maybe both, Kens!
“Dave, something tells me that would burn…don’t try it unless you like pain down there. And if you like pain down there, please don’t tell me!”
Kinda like that “warming lube”
Grabbed random rubber from ‘goodie drawer’ once for usage and it was the one with teh warming lube – homegirl freaked the hell out and ran into the bathtub and proceded to wash her vag for like 15 minutes.
Yeah, STI. That’s it.