im gonna be brutally honest about the glitter. it’s pissing me off. i keep seeing pieces everywhere and it’s driving my OCD INSAAAAANE GRRRRRRRRR SNAPPY!
i havent taken a dump yet but i cant wait cuz i am 100 percent sure my shi+ is gonna sparkle.
ExTex – we can have craft day sometime. i’ll do my crocheting and mending while you embellish your victoria’s secret bras with rhinestones.
cgar – it’s happened once on the street and twice on the subway this year. at first i think they’re staring because i have a booger on my chin. or maybe glitter on my nose. i break the ice and all hell breaks loose…
Thanks Win.
It’s actually right in the middle. I’m always in manhattan and will just go there and the other place bxgrl recommended (btw, thanks for that).
If I can’t find it, I’ll just move the top button down and get a gorgeous big one with a burst of rhinestones to attract more attention to my ‘decolletage’
“Well, bx, it does seem like you were missing about 18 minutes of the proceedings last night. ”
Only 18 minutes? Wow- that’s an improvement over my usual missing in action 🙂
rob- that was totally hilarious!
im gonna be brutally honest about the glitter. it’s pissing me off. i keep seeing pieces everywhere and it’s driving my OCD INSAAAAANE GRRRRRRRRR SNAPPY!
i havent taken a dump yet but i cant wait cuz i am 100 percent sure my shi+ is gonna sparkle.
*rob*
ExTex – we can have craft day sometime. i’ll do my crocheting and mending while you embellish your victoria’s secret bras with rhinestones.
cgar – it’s happened once on the street and twice on the subway this year. at first i think they’re staring because i have a booger on my chin. or maybe glitter on my nose. i break the ice and all hell breaks loose…
legion: it’s not cheetah, it’s SNOW LEOPARD! a faux cheetah coat, that’s just tacky.
*rob*
CGar, believe me, women know how to deceive in the decolletage area. I always have extra help there.
When someone wants to view my ‘buttons’, they take off the bra and say ‘Where’d they go?’
hi winthropst,
no, I actually just learned about the kuti’s from slopefarm. I’m getting a whole new musical education on line here!
“to attract more attention to my ‘decolletage'”
As if that’s possible
Thanks Win.
It’s actually right in the middle. I’m always in manhattan and will just go there and the other place bxgrl recommended (btw, thanks for that).
If I can’t find it, I’ll just move the top button down and get a gorgeous big one with a burst of rhinestones to attract more attention to my ‘decolletage’
“cgar – do you get hit on by married men? it happens to me more the older i get. especially with brooklyn dilfs…”
Not so much, winthrop, but if you tell me where it happens, I’ll be sure to go there! Nothing like DILFs. A lot of them where I work. It’s killing me.