Rant:
I bought a housewarming card for some friends last night. It came with a *black* envelope, and no label to stick on and write the address. Do other people keep silver and gold pens in the house? Or is it assumed that one has to find another larger envelope in order to mail a card…
Maybe his BIG NEWS that he is going to Bstoner rehab program in the UK or Asia.
For all you traditional folks here that like to eat birds…Go EF yourelves!
tell, I meant ‘tell us his big news’.
Hey! Did chicken ever come back and told us HIS BIG NEWS???
“ethnic Thanksgiving food = oxymoron”
Hear hear. We want our WASPy TGiving bird and fixins.
[please don’t flip me the bird]
Rant:
I bought a housewarming card for some friends last night. It came with a *black* envelope, and no label to stick on and write the address. Do other people keep silver and gold pens in the house? Or is it assumed that one has to find another larger envelope in order to mail a card…
“All the ethnic Thanksgiving leftover food has finally all been eaten!!! Hallelujah, there is a Thanksgiving God.”
Who cares about the ethnic TGiving crap. What about the delicious turkey and trimmings your thoughtful cousin sent? I want some of that!
🙂
davenotinbed = oxymoron
ethnic Thanksgiving food = oxymoron