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Is Bay Ridge near Ruby Ridge??
“Bay Ridge is a state of mind.”
And it’s residents are in a state of insanity.
“How do you get to Bay Ridge”
Wear a tight mini skirt.
Get your nails done with butterflies on them.
Put on blue eyeshadow.
Tease your hair 4″ above your head.
And chew a wad of Gum.
Bay Ridge is a state of mind.
“How do you get to Bay Ridge, is that where the Bell Tower is?”
No, but it should be where Bellevue Mental Hospital is.
If I’m gonna get THWACKED, I want stevieB to do it with that water buffalo thnga-maggig
I hate you all.
“Can you send me car service directions??”
No. But I’m sure someone can send you ‘thwacking’ off directions.
Can you send me car service directions??
You know I love it when you thwack me off, Cobble!